joules

organizer. cries a lot. views are my own or whatever that disclaimer says

[joules @killjoyjunks]

@ScubaSteve7218 @WeakJoke @McJesse "wE cAnT jUsT LeT AnYoNe BuY a HoUsE"

[emily bengaltiger 🐈‍⬛ ⚾️ @emilyjobot]

reiterating this. i have a zero tolerance policy

[Anthony Alandt @anthonyalandt]

Unfortunately for those of us that spent thousands on broadcast school

This dude off the street is better than all of us

[Chad Moriyama @ChadMoriyama]

Tarik Skubal's impression of the Dodgers so far:

[joe @BurdenBurner]

When the martians point a laser beam at earth but it reflects off freddie freeman’s veneers and it blows up the moon

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

is it true is it helpful is it inspiring is it necessary is it kind

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

In med school, I took an elective called "Stress". foolishly thinking i was going to learn about meditation and yoga. Instead the professor spent 12 weeks proving that being poor or a minority literally destroys your health on a molecular level, and I think about that every day.

[kang @jaycaspiankang]

Matt Damon grew up in Cambridge and I believe was Howard Zinn’s neighbor. It is 100% believable that kid would write a sentimental ode to Southie.

[char🦋 ted lasso spoilers @lorelaiswelton]

the way this is actually kinda how they pulled up to ted’s

[ash🍊 @ashmatics]

i die a little inside when someone irl suggests i use chatgpt for literally anything

[danielle 💀🐔🔎 @curecosmos]

good job guys

[palki 🌹 @themeasuredtake]

My mayor Muslim
My future Senator Muslim
My streamer Muslim
They're all hot, that's all I got

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

fell down a mamdani rabbit hole and found this old interview from when he was on kaya fm in south africa. omg his ugandan accent is so thick here, i’m obsessed 🥹

[jacob @ascending4th]

Dodgers are 4-7 and on the verge of losing their sixth straight game since the White House visit.

#hmm #MakesYouThink

[kendall roy’s second wife @princekendalll]

FELL TO MY KNEES HOLY SHIT

[Viggie Smalls @Viggie_Smalls93]

I'm reverse birther-ing Zohran. He was born here actually.

[the beast @mitakafan2004]

yall not woke enough i dont want 2% tax on billionaire that shit has to be 70% at least

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

FUN FACT: Mitch McConnell has been on paid medical leave for 51 days now. That's over 7 weeks.

This is a week longer than the 6 weeks of maternity leave that women in the US are not guaranteed after giving birth.

[emilia 🍒🥇🏆 @lexiescarina]

using a real nwsl game in a popular mainstream tv show is actually kind of making me tear up wow women’s sports are massive