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[DanD @killth3lights]

@elonmusk Especially when its completely alone

[DanD @killth3lights]

@RobIsRandomAF_6 toate mamicile constantene merg asa cu copiii, fara centuri

[DanD @killth3lights]

@copymama Parent 1 and Parent 2

[DanD @killth3lights]

@peta You have lost your damned mind

[Dad and Buried @DadandBuried]

Get married and have kids so instead of going to happy hour, eating nachos, and hooking up, you can go home and wrestle children into pajamas after you angrily shove their uneaten fish sticks into your mouth.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Isaac Newton

Born December 25, 1642 (on the Julian Calendar in use at the time in England) who, by the age of 30, would transform civilization, showing that the universe was mathematically knowable and predictable.

Art: Godfrey Kneller (1689)

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

HAPPY GOLDEN ANNIVERSARY
December 24, 2018. Fifty years ago, Apollo 8 entered Lunar Orbit, carrying the first humans ever to reach the Moon: Frank Borman, Jim Lovell, Bill Anders. Bearing witness to Earthrise, they read in turn, the first ten verses of Genesis from the KJV Bible.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

***HAPPY SOLSTICE***
December 21 [5:23pm ET]
Latin for “Stationary Sun,” when our star's path across the sky, which had been shifting by the day, halts its progression and reverses.

Image: https://t.co/ajNhpQa0TU

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Anxiety is a scalar, fear is a vector

[mark @TheCatWhisprer]

how to copy/paste in 7 easy steps:
1. highlight text
2. repeat because you missed the first letter
3. repeat because you highlighted too much
4. repeat because you missed the last letter
5. copy
6. paste
7. return to step 1 because it didn’t copy

[DanD @killth3lights]

The only way to play: #sega #tshirt & #headgear #sonic #hedgehog @ Eforie Nord https://t.co/LbDPPUpl0T

[Robert Frank @Robertfrank615]

Every pro No Nut November comment I’ve seen on my videos are left by beta fuckboys who don’t get ass anyway. More like “No Nut Ever” for their bitch asses.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Mind Blown yet today? How about: The *thirteen* letters of “eleven plus two”, when rearranged, also spells “twelve plus one”.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Earthquakes, tsunamis, tornadoes — traditionally “Acts of God” on Insurance Forms. But as climate-change continues, and coastal flooding from hurricanes worsens, the Forms might now include “Acts of Humans”.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

#IKnewIWasOld when the threat of being sent to bed early sounded like a reward rather than a punishment.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

#IKnewIWasOld when I had no interest in accelerating faster than the guy next to me out of the traffic light that just turned green.

[DanD @killth3lights]

#super #mario #fridge #magnets #level #build https://t.co/Ua0MOjDDnM