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[Marie Isabella @MarieIsabellaB]

Bro understood the assignment🤣

[giraffe @neckincrisis]

my culture is not your costume

[Dane @UltraDane]

Did you know, the chances of tripping over your own knee-high fencing, and getting hit by a passing car, 2 seconds later — are astronomical... but again, never quite zero!

[LMPD @LMPD]

If you crash tonight doing donuts in a parking lot, that’s between you and Jesus. We’re tired.

[Francesca Fiorentini @franifio]

This bitch is seriously out here in a Yosemite Sam hat and hoops lying about murder

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

“It saw me” 😂😂😂

[Kevin Palmer @krp234]

Here is a time lapse of STEVE merging with a SAR arc. Lots of meteors as well

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

POOR JD! HIS SWEET BELOVED COUCH NOW COSTS MORE WITH THE TARIFFS!

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

GOOD NEWS PATRIOTS! WITH WASHINGTON SHUT DOWN, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM NOW THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD. MY PLATFORM IS VERY SIMPLE: HEALTH CARE FOR ALL AMERICANS (NO MEASLES!), FREE SCHOOL MEALS (WOW PUDDING FOR EVERYONE), FREE CHILDCARE (THE MOMS LOVE ME! MORE BABIES!!) GOOD-PAYING JOBS, AND NO MORE EVIL TARIFFS!!! EGGS WILL BE FREE. HAIR GEL SUBSIDIES WILL BE AVAILABLE (BUT ONLY FOR HANDSOME DEMOCRATS) AND WE WILL ALSO LEGALIZE CANNABIS! CRIME WILL STAY LOW AND EVERYONE WILL BE HIGH ON PATRIOTISM. AND NO MORE TICKETMASTER FEES (FOR THE SWIFTIES, FEES STAY FOR KID ROCK!) THEY WILL CHANT USA! USA! BECAUSE WE WILL BE BACK AND “HOTTER” THAN EVER BEFORE. THANK YOU! — GCN

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

I can’t believe all this shit happened in 24 seconds

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

🚨NEW: Sam Altman is confronted by Tucker Carlson about the death of the OpenAI whistleblower, Suchir Balaji (WILD) 😲

Sam Altman suggests that Tucker Carlson is accusing him of murder.

"I haven't done too many interviews where I have been accused of murder."

[Matthew Cappucci @MatthewCappucci]

Have you or a loved one turned to outlandish conspiracy theories?

Do you talk about someone named "They" a lot?

Do you exist in a headspace not commensurate with our shared reality?

Help IS available.

Introducing – education.

#MakeAmericaEducatedAgain

[🎸 Rock History 🎸 @historyrock_]

one of my favorite Ozzy clips

[Friends of Bear Cat Rescue @feederofcats]

to all the people who told me to euthanize Wonton and that she was a lost cause...... she just found a feather toy under the couch and is absolutely radiating joy and whimsy. f*ck you

[what’s my name @FunnyOnana]

What kind of trouble is this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Ante D. Luvian @uncle_deluge]

Happy 3 year anniversary to Russia Invades Ukraine Sponsored by Applebee's

[TIME @TIME]

TIME's new cover: Inside Elon Musk's war on Washington https://t.co/95Qictx4zP

[Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L]

this crazy priest is my new favorite tiktok account

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Why does Kristi Noem look like a worn-out adult film star?