Kimm Smith

world’s ending in 23 years baby

[Kimm Smith @kimm_smith]

I would like to apologize to LITERALLY EVERYONE for last night.

[The Debt Collective 🟥 @StrikeDebt]

More Democrats just voted to restart your student loan payments than Republicans

[Kimm Smith @kimm_smith]

gonna start playing the boygenius tiny desk as much as every man plays the Anderson paak one

[Kimm Smith @kimm_smith]

@LasCulturistas Matt caused my breakup cosmically. Nice to know it wasn’t actually my own fault❤️

[Kimm Smith @kimm_smith]

@RollingStone @phoebe_bridgers @xboygeniusx “This is definitely the cancel-your-week emotional bloodbath of the album.” Can’t wait😭

[Kimm Smith @kimm_smith]

as soon as someone says “I don’t like sweets” I just know I’m gonna hear them say that 1000 more times

[Jamaal Bowman @RepBowman]

Nearly 1 million pounds of vinyl chloride were on this train. Now, the EPA has confirmed it's entered the Ohio River basin which is home to 25 million people.

This is one of the deadliest environmental emergencies in decades and no one is talking about it.

[Kimm Smith @kimm_smith]

dry january isn’t working i’m still broke and anxious

[Gareth Reynolds @reynoldsgareth]

If a football team loses by less than expected, it’s still considered a loss. They don’t go to the locker room and back pat because the other team didn’t blow them out. Coaches still get fired. Players cut. And yet somehow today the dems have won by losing. Quite a deal.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

The J-Rod Show is on the air 😎

[Kimm Smith @kimm_smith]

People are going to die from inaction and our government couldn’t care less

[CNN @CNN]

The storm surge from Hurricane Ian is the “crazy variable here right now," says @BillWeirCNN from Punta Gorda, Florida. “This is exactly what climate scientists have been warning about for a long time.” https://t.co/qPONcBnBLv

[Kimm Smith @kimm_smith]

@_kevkar thank god!!

[Kimm Smith @kimm_smith]

I hope the new Dahmer series will show how stupid/homophobic/racist the cops were in that case and literally let a kid die because of it

[Thomas White @len0killer]

People get too self righteous about imitation crab…I’d love to see you try

[hi ✋😳 @singingflesh]

(Me at the Jesus' crucifixion) Leave him alone.

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Beer is kinda like food

[Kimm Smith @kimm_smith]

you all have to go see barbarian that movie is insane

[Duke Silver's Feminist Sax 🏳️‍🌈 @YaaAsantewaaBa]

Reminder that Queen Elizabeth is not a remnant of colonial times. She was an active participant in colonialism. She actively tried to stop independence movements & she tried to keep newly independent colonies from leaving the commonwealth. The evil she did was enough