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No Guts No Glory

[josh @kimmichJosh1]

@_feloh_ @ArapTilingi Ykb bro 😂

[josh @kimmichJosh1]

@papti4 Ni sisi ndio tuko mamuu 🤣

[🧋 @borrrielo]

I'm retiring the word "single".
going forward call me "unclaimed treasure".

[Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_ @Mi_ssi_ssi_ppi_]

Hiyo maandamano imelast 5 minutes juu ilikuwa imejaza wamama wanono

[M.eilar 🪻 @Karugiii]

Money. Masters. Mercedes

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 BREAKING: Chelsea reach agreement with Aston Villa to sign Emi Martinez. Permanent deal for 33yo #AVFC goalkeeper worth £7.5m & Argentina international to join #CFC on 2y contract + option to extend at Stamford Bridge by further 12 months @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/onMvgCFTPY

[Nile Specialist🇺🇬 @Nabimara_Paul]

Low quality videos never disappoint 😂

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenyans now need to earn Sh1.8 million per year per person to eliminate poverty, compared with the current Sh285,000.

At the current growth rate, it could take 103 years, from 2026 to 2129, to reach this level.

[Tactile Fremitus @Ambrosec13Chege]

Nilienda interview vile my turn ilifika nikaaingia kwa panel ya watu 8.i was confused sikujua niwasalimie au ninyamaze nijikalishe kwa kiti. Mimi huyoo nikaamua kuketi..hiyo kiti ilikua ile ya kufinya hapo kwa mkono alafu inapanda juu au inateremka. Mimi huyoo nikafinya coz ilikua imeteremka chini sana na nilikua mfupi. Aki kiti ilipanda hadi juu interviewers wakaanza kuniangalilia chini. Yani nilipanda juu hadi nikapita meza.. Nikafınya unirudishe chini kiti nayo ikanipeleka hadi nikapotelea chini ya meza.. All this time naangaliwa tu... I had to stand up and leave without saying a word.
Nairobi sirudi acha tu nikae Othaya.

[Clinton @yrboyclint]

Employed sahii wanabrush viatu, wengine wakiosha dish za kubeba githeri kesho kwa ofisi🤣🤣

[wane @Damilare100121]

Even if we no Dey alive again I go still love you 😭😭😂

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

Having an A+ bookkeeper costs more. But not more than KRA.

If you can hire one full time, even better.
If you cannot, outsource.

A good bookkeeper is non negotiable.

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

You can have a perfectly valid eTIMS invoice and still have KRA reject it.

Why?

Because KRA can ask: Show me the money trail.

This is extremely critical test that KRA applies.

Example.

You have an eTIMS invoice for KSh 1 million from your Supplier.

KRA can ask: Did you actually pay for these goods?

If you paid the supplier, show the bank or M-Pesa payment evidence.

If the supplier gave you credit, shiw the credit agreement or payment terms and record the KSh 1 million as a debt in your books.

If your good buddy paid the supplier directly for you, show:

• Proof that your buddy paid the supplier
• Your agreement with your buddy
• The repayment terms
• The amount recorded as a liability to your buddy

So, here's how you protect yourself.

For every business purchase, make sure these four things tell the same story.

eTIMS invoice → Proof of payment → Agreement/terms → Accounting records.

If you bought on credit, your books should show that you owe the supplier.

If someone paid on your behalf, your books should show that you owe that person.

If you paid directly, your bank or M-Pesa should show the payment.

Don't wait for a KRA audit to start assembling this evidence.

Build the evidence when you make the purchase.

That way, when KRA asks, “Prove this expense,” you don't start looking for documents. You simply open the file.

That's what good bookkeeping is.

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Lord, I thank you for my job, but if winning the lottery is in your plans, I am here and ready. Amen.

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

“i’ve always wanted someone like you… for my friend”

[siah wanja 🇿🇦 @s1ah_wanja]

Life after you realize you can prompt someone in front of you at the supermarket before the cashier does.

[victor 🖤🦇 @vector_olal]

“hey babe, can you help……”
me:

[Joe Clark ♑️ @GinNJuice_]

My principal was texting our custodians in their group chat about their task and one of them replied “and who the fuck is this?” 😭😭😭😭

[z~epha @omoshtl]

Ndio msee agraduate haikuwangi easy manze,,congrats to those who have graduated may your doors be open mpate kazi👏

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me deciding if i should speak my mind or keep my job.