Kimberly Reid

Office drone by day, bassist in a punk rock band in my freetime.

[Kimberly Reid @kimpree]

@OreIdaPotatoes

Not a single "twirl" in this bag. This is very disappointing :(

[Kimberly Reid @kimpree]

@OreIdaPotatoes

What is the deal with these lame fries, there is not a single curl in the bag :(

Imna still eat them because I'm hungry but this really disappointed me if we are being honest.

I still love you, but I'm gonna tread with caution next purchase ⚠️

[Kimberly Reid @kimpree]

@zoobMer @punished_cait Staying alive.
Also the perfect rhythm for CPR

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@chorizamay @TheSimpsons I for one welcome our new Queen Overlord 👸

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@blumenfeld Yeah, well, things could be worse, you know. He could have got his nose bit off by a Saigon whore

[Kimberly Reid @kimpree]

I'm excited for #SumoCitrus season now through April! Enter to win free fruit and other amazing prizes: https://t.co/aofVYMFcep

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@erinmcallahan @FBI Let's get the hell out of here!

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@AlexHukow @FBI Just stir the sauce!!!!

[Kimberly Reid @kimpree]

This is amazing 🤣🤣

[Kirstie Alley @kirstiealley]

Lol.. ask friend what he said would be my only guess🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤣

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@_buckfaster @dyllyp So he WAS there, how hard would it be to change, smash a few windows and take off back to "on duty" 🤔🤔

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@Doritos Hey, found these nasty charcoal chips in my delicious bag of Doritos. I'm not mad, just disappointed... Any chance I could get a factory tour in Vancouver @Fritolay for a fresh bag of chips?

[Kimberly Reid @kimpree]

My Singing Monsters: Plushes https://t.co/xaKWJxY85h via @Amazon

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@Amazingcrwns @cspan @maggieNYT @VP

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@AP_Politics What the hell is the stains on his cuffs?

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@Chobani my kiddo loves your flips s'mores yogurt, don't mind the mess, I got it :)

[Kimberly Reid @kimpree]

@realDonaldTrump Whose monitoring that pesky climate? Ooohhh you crazy weather *shakes tiny hands *

[Kimberly Reid @kimpree]

@realDonaldTrump how's your par going?

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@chrissyteigen can you be my spirit animal? I'll give you any DQ blizzard you'd want

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@AndyBCampbell @lizziferw @ShaunKing

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