Kimz Abel

journalist,
Dj,
producer.
Christ ambassador on earth. Yees.

[Christina shusho @ShushoChristina]

Due to increasing demands for a concert in Kenya my team and I are working with @MwalimChurchill to have a concert on the 31st December 2023..
( Kingereza kimeisha)

[DCI KENYA @DCI_Kenya]

ARREST OF A SIM SWAP FRAUDSTER

A notorious sim swap fraudster has been arrested by Thika-based detectives. The swindler was arrested right in the act after presenting himself to a Safaricom shop for sim replacement services while using a forged ID waiting card and a police abstract form purportedly issued by Central Police Station-Nairobi.

Upon interrogation, Emmanuel Kiprono led detectives to a house in Zimmerman where a mobile phone used for sim registration, assorted sim replacement cards, forged police abstract forms and waiting cards bearing different names, an Mpesa till number application booklet, several ID cards among other items were recovered.

His arrest follows a similar one where his comrade in crime one Everline Alulu Kimani was arrested on September 19,2023 and arraigned. She was also arrested after presenting herself to a Safaricom shop while seeking similar services as those of Kiprono and using forged documents with the sole intention of stealing from her victims mobile money wallets.

Paper writings bearing confidential customer information were recovered from her house in Komarock-Nairobi.

Kiprono and Alulu are believed to be a detachment of the infamous Mulot team who target individuals with large mobile money balances and once they take over the victims' phone numbers, they are able drain off their accounts.

The DCI thanks the keen-eyed agile Safaricom attendants who alerted the police of the suspicious characters, and invites members of the public to partner with us in bringing crime to its knees. Meanwhile, manhunt for several accomplices who have since been named is ongoing.

#FichuakwaDCI. Call 0800 722 203 any time 24/7 and report anonymously. Usiogope!

[Kimz Abel @kimz_abel]

Hi, @SamsungMobileKE my Samsung galaxy a10s phone is not powering on
WiFi
Bluetooth and
Hotspot,
Have tried to reset it several times but still not working, kindly advice.

[Kimz Abel @kimz_abel]

Enziu river roaring again.. ready to take another life.. @citizentvkenya @StateHouseKenya @KituiCountyGovt Juliana cherera

[Kimz Abel @kimz_abel]

@RobertAlai What if Raila won?

[Eric @amerix]

If you crave eating stones, soil, mud,

Or, bite nails,

Or, chew wood, pens, clothes,

Then, you are suffering from PICA. You lack micronutrients like magnesium, potassium, iron or zinc.

Or, you skipped the Freudian psychosexual stage called the ORAL STAGE.

#BetterTogether

[Eric @amerix]

In Kirinyaga, every space for masculine expression i.e marriage, religion, commerce, sports & politics are strongly effeminate.

Therefore men resort to
- alcoholism
- oneitis
- thuggery
- bestiality

Men there aren't ready for this discussion because women will beat them.

[Eric @amerix]

Good morning,

4 Bs of a GOOD MORNING.

+ Benediction 📚

+ Bed 🛏️

+ Body 🏋️‍♂️

+ Bath 🚿 COLD.

End the week with a wolverine velocity.

#BetterTogether

[Eric @amerix]

Running an NGO especially an upcoming one is so strenuous and burdensome. I tried it and failed three times.

However I am not giving up anytime soon.

You don't need money, you need to grow thick skin and metal brains.

Here is what I have learnt so far. Thread...

[Ahmednasir Abdullahi SC @ahmednasirlaw]

At this rate come August 2022..and I can't see Hon Raila getting more than 3.5 to 4.1 million votes...I can't! I just can't!!! @JunetMohamed @makaumutua

[Kimz Abel @kimz_abel]

@SafaricomPLC kindly help me to block the text from this BidPawa... Have *456*9*5# but not working

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

GOD,our heavenly FATHER has come THROUGH for Kenya & STOPPED the COALITION of the known, the mighty, & the powerful from destroying our CONSTITUTION.Our GOD,help the ALLIANCE of the unknown, the jobless,the Hustlers & struggling farmers to now ENGINEER our ECONOMY from BOTTOM UP.

[-Dennis Itumbi, CBS @OleItumbi]

Well, @MutahiNgunyi, I am neither the Side Chic you guaranteed a Shs. 58m loan, nor the Bank that auctioned your 5-acre land for Shs. 48m. Guerrilla Warfare? I am Camped in #HustlerNation PLACES, facing the sun. Free advice -I dare you to CLIMB the height of your COMICAL script!

[Kimz Abel @kimz_abel]

@kimz_abel

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

Night Train... Retweet this and Drop your handles let's follow you!

[Susan Kihika @susankihika]

Here I am Kevin, tagging my office @MartinGicinga so that you can share the information then we go from there.

[Kimz Abel @kimz_abel]

@skmusyoka #WhereIsTseikuruAirstrip

[Kimz Abel @kimz_abel]

@skmusyoka How is the progress of this proposed airstrip?

[Kimz Abel @kimz_abel]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Kimz Abel @kimz_abel]

@EzekielMutua Happy birthday daktari.

[Kimz Abel @kimz_abel]

@Safaricom_Care @SafaricomPLC is there a way to prevent from been called by (reverse call)