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BlueMind

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Mom, I'm having a terrible time in Vegas n I'm homesick!

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@ESPNBooger TFL too

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@tropicalupdate Guess starting times for The Players final round will be moved up

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@kenashley Inspirational message https://t.co/QzttYJ8CO8

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@AnnieAgar Why do the Broncs have my PIN on their helmets?

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@snowlikejonn The people's elbow

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@Bill_Bivens $$$

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@MelissaL Or that your dog is a menace 😞

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Always knew I was a bulldog fan! @Popeyes

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@WrittenNRed

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@BushwackerCR

[Clinton @614clinton]

The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an agent to investigate him.

IRS AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

BOAT OWNER: "Well, there's Clarence, my deck hand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board.

Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen beers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."

IRS AUDITOR: "That's The guy I'm here here to talk to- The mentally challenged one."

BOAT OWNER: "That would be me. What would you like to know?"

#614clinton

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@Parkerlawyer Did you get the A?

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@CNBCFastMoney @karenfinerman @timseymour @GuyAdami @CarterBWorth I really miss seeing all the randoms outside trying to get on camera

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@snowlikejonn Wrong beans

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@MikeBellATL

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@evansilva @RossTuckerNFL @BrandonThornNFL Me trying to avoid the dog poop

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@richeisen Look like a bunch of Barbies, is there a movie out about them?

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@timseymour @LizzYoungStrats @LizYoungStrat too. So you're not genuinely interested in how I'm doing today?

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ATL?

https://t.co/Wgg1EP0Occ

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Help settle an argument, who wins?

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@JacketDan @GlenMaffews Here's my under counter spice drawer, pretty fancy!