King Velve's Beautiful Secretary!! 🎀

Assistant to @velvetheimplyer.
Work wifey.
Owner of cute toes.

Velve is a very busy man, so I'll be issuing statements on his behalf!

#JUSTICEFORKINGVELVE

[King Velve's Beautiful Secretary!! 🎀 @kinghalofeet]

The entire nation of Taiwan wants Velve's head on a spike for the mere crime of making a joke on the internet!

Buncha sick people! We live in some truly troubling times!

#JUSTICEFORKINGVELVE

[QuirkyKitty @quirkyNigger]

When foids get blackout drunk, they fuck anything that moves

When I get blackout drunk, I wake up to aryan peggle horse edits without any memory explaining why I made it

[Nabman11 (spooky month arc) 🇳🇿🎃 @nabnam1188]

Help me find my niggers

[Stug 🍂 @IsekaidStug]

I think of this Dragon Ball scene every time I take a massive dump.

[King Velve's Beautiful Secretary!! 🎀 @kinghalofeet]

[STATEMENT FROM KING VELVE]:
"I'm keeping an Excel spreadsheet of all of the people I was mutuals with on my main account, but haven't followed me on this account yet! You all are on thin ice! 😠"

[King Velve's Beautiful Secretary!! 🎀 @kinghalofeet]

@sleepykvlt I mean, it exists, but it feels like eating those styrofoam packing peanuts!

[King Velve's Beautiful Secretary!! 🎀 @kinghalofeet]

@haremywifefr @TsuruyaPatriot He's keeping a low profile as he's being hunted by the Taiwanese cosplay community for the crime of reposting a TikTok video and making jokes on the internet!!

[CJ Floppa @vesper_118]

@CrimeofCritique Asians are fucking insane about posting videos on social media dude holy shit
Once you post it, you have 0 control over what others do with it. It’s not copyrighted. It’s a social media post.

[King Velve's Beautiful Secretary!! 🎀 @kinghalofeet]

@bizerking [STATEMENT FROM KING VELVE]:
"I reposted a Taiwanese cosplayer's video and joked that it was me. She didn't like that and I got mass reported for impersonation even though it was so obviously said in jest.

Now we're just waiting things out to see if the account will come back."

[King Velve's Beautiful Secretary!! 🎀 @kinghalofeet]

Mister Metokur is a foot bro?! Based!!!

[ThatMarcoGuy @ThatMarcoGuy]

I'm not sure how to explain it, but there's something so attractive about seeing King Halo from behind.
Her hair, her bare shoulders, the stockings and partially exposed thighs...
I want to caress her hair and rub those shoulders from behind.

[King Velve's Beautiful Secretary!! 🎀 @kinghalofeet]

@MachineDisgrace Oh yes!!

[King Velve's Beautiful Secretary!! 🎀 @kinghalofeet]

@Mikepopularpro Rice Shower is much better than Mayano Slop Dumb and her feet are way cuter! I inspected them for quality control!

[King Velve's Beautiful Secretary!! 🎀 @kinghalofeet]

@Alisa_KujouLARP This anime adaptation of Wizard of Oz that I had on VHS as a kid.
https://t.co/euCIPQ4P1c

[King Velve's Beautiful Secretary!! 🎀 @kinghalofeet]

@DavidJonesNFL hehehe, black co-workers, am I right? 🤭

[King Velve's Beautiful Secretary!! 🎀 @kinghalofeet]

@gregbaka OHHHH NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT ME, HUH!?!?

[King Velve's Beautiful Secretary!! 🎀 @kinghalofeet]

@based_Ch hi!