Brandon 𓅓

I dropped out of school in 8th grade, 3'21" and blessed

[Brandon 𓅓 @kingmvrci]

come say hi https://t.co/QIBatydPRL

[milo𓆉🇵🇸🇸🇩 @TT11986]

son are the four pics... at the freethrow line?💀😭

[Twis rasim @Blazt]

Lockdown immediately

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

Your refusal to post the steak shows me he was right

[. @GUCCIAIRBAGZ]

Switching to doggy so that she doesn't see you faking a nut by spitting on her back to shield her self-esteem

[Sharky @spaceshark23]

I’ve found a treasure from the far east

[nasty african girl 🐉 @forza44rari]

Enzo ferrari when he hears Lewis playing rap music in his house 😭😭

[VINTAGE @CarSighting]

I think about all the civilizations that never got the chance to witness a performance like this, the Egyptians may have had the pyramids but did they have Verstappen tearing up the road like that?

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Alvaro Berro @alvarofberro]

'drivers prefer V12 engines'

[TCL @TitleTalkTCL]

This is legitimately the greatest tweet of all time

[Cash App @CashApp]

🚶🌳🤝🍎✨💰

something's happening in the orchard at 4pm

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Twitch streamer Max Verstappen is set to compete in the 2026 Nürburgring 24 Hours race in a Red Bull branded Mercedes

[2/24 🇬🇳 @Dky_oums]

Les gars si c’est pas de l’IA c’est trop une dinguerie ce qu’on a sous les yeux

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

when we have a moment, I'd like to discuss this unit if measurement please.

[4EvilResident2 @4Evil_Resident2]

His mentor gets turned into an octopus, his best friend hates him, and the love of his life is getting married all in the exact same week and he still goes to his job.

[Nick Perkins @NickyPerkss]

Ever see a tweet that’s genuinely so funny you’re mad you didn’t think of it first?

[𝓛𝓿 ✮ @levirelates]

This is needs to become federal law. I stand by this 100000%

[JustFreshKicks @JustFreshKicks]

Three different 3-peats 🏆 🏆🏆

[Jerry Hairston, Jr. @TheRealJHair]

Former Minor League Baseball player, finding success @NASCAR

[selinam @bennynotblanco]

u walking in and seeing this