Ari King

Just because you're naked doesn't mean you're sexy. Just because you're cynical doesn't mean you're cool.

[Ari King @kingofaris]

Dogs are the best people I know.

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Ever notice how enthusiastic your dog can be? In life expectancy, a single day for humans corresponds to a week for dogs. Maybe they know this. And maybe that's why they make every day count.

[Learn Something @cooltechtipz]

This is one of the few pieces of high-quality information available on the internet

[JUVENILE @juviethegreat]

New Orleans Meet me at Bayou St John & Orleans for 8pm we have a very special show for you

[Ari King @kingofaris]

@CairelleCrow @MargaretOrr Thanks for the beautiful #musesshoe! Happy Mardi Gras!

[Chris Williams @thisnolaguy]

27 car thefts a day in Nola. Tell me that’s not organized crime. Holy shit.

[Ari King @kingofaris]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[The Nation @thenation]

The Nation has learned that Mike Davis, author and activist, radical hero and family man, has died after a long struggle with esophageal cancer. @JonWiener1, a friend and co-author, wrote his obit: https://t.co/bPYyrwSDa6

[Ari King @kingofaris]

The insanity of how our robot overlords choose what goes on our feed and in what order becomes particularly evident when I try to use it for real time updates. #ihateithere

[Ari King @kingofaris]

@stbaumer Bubbles?!

[Ari King @kingofaris]

@stbaumer Knowing that, it’s release this close to Mother’s Day feels even more insidious and demonically strategic.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Congress must pass legislation that codifies Roe v. Wade as the law of the land in this country NOW. And if there aren’t 60 votes in the Senate to do it, and there are not, we must end the filibuster to pass it with 50 votes.

[NOLA Ready @nolaready]

We’re getting reports of street flooding around NOLA:
❌Remember: never drive through floodwaters, because they may be deeper than expected.
☎️Call 911 to report flooded intersections.
💻See flooded streets at https://t.co/KqU81SC1j1.

[World Health Organization (WHO) @WHO]

A child dies from #malaria every two minutes.
One death is one too many.

🚨 Today, WHO recommends RTS,S, a groundbreaking malaria vaccine, to reduce child illness & deaths in areas with moderate and high malaria transmission https://t.co/xSk58nTIV1

#VaccinesWork

[Ari King @kingofaris]

@The_Gambit So, I should take the bags of rotten meat out of my trash bin and put them on the street? I’m confused.

[Cartlyisne @Cartlyisne]

A Mardi Gras parade for all the neighborhoods but instead of float riders throwing things at people in the crowds, the crowds throw their trash bags onto the floats and then the parade ends at the dump.

[Gambit @The_Gambit]

OPERATION MARDI GRAS

[Ari King @kingofaris]

@NewOrleansDSA @Entergy 🙋🏼‍♀️

[wesinjapan @wesinjapan]

Whatever you think about what is happening in Louisiana right now, just know that it is coming for you too, if we don't act on the Climate Crisis immediately.

[Ari King @kingofaris]

@NonEsse68154789 @wesinjapan I have it on good authority that many cars parked on the neutral ground on Elysian Fields in Marigny/St. Roch had windows smashed in and stuff take (who leaves stuff in their cars anymore anyway?). Maybe that’s what they’re talking about?

[Ari King @kingofaris]

@James_R_Grieco How many hours are you in for?

[Dead by Daylight @DeadbyDaylight]

Not to brag, but I was a lot of those sacrifices.