kisinzii 🇰🇪

The opposition 🇰🇪
Manchester United ❤️
I love lizzie

[AlwaysTweetingMoh @theyluvmoh]

Please don't involve me in Malebo activities, I am a changed person.(funds anaku)

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

On workplace romance:

Don't date or marry a colleague.

Avoid.

Don't sleep with a colleague,

Respect yourself.

Dating a workmate unmasks your availability & displays your weaknesses.

This will expose you to disrespect, manipulation & terrorism.

#MasculinitySaturday

[KOT Socha 🇰🇪 @Kotsocha_ke]

Addiction ya tobacco huwa munaovercome aje,,hali si hali

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Mimi naye unajua sijaanza mambo na stima sahii. Kuna wakati tukiwa na ile lorry ya my uncle Saba tulikua tunaendea samaki mahali inaitwa Loyangalani,ni huko karibu na Turkana. Tunaileta mpaka pande ya Busia,ingine inaingia uganda. Most of it was cat fishes. During my first days my biggest shock was getting shocked by fish. Samaki ilitandika mimi shock bwana. Nikawauliza kwani hii imemeza battery ama nini? It was there I learnt that some cat fishes produce electricity in their body

Na unajua cat fish nikama Oburu,haikufangi rahisi. Inakaa nikama imekufa lakini bado iko hai,it takes about 2 hours to die when outside water. Sasa ukienda ukamate ukidhani imekufa inatwanga wewe stima namna atari sana. About 450 volts. Ukitaka kuishika msuri unakamata shingo,apa karibu na kichwa,apo ndio neutral point. Bwana sisi ata kama wazazi hawakua na za kuingiza sisi unifasti,apa nje naye tumejionea maneno,tumesomeshwa na dunia aisee

[kisinzii 🇰🇪 @kisinzii]

Huku campus mnasoma sana bana kwani mnataka kuenda Alliance

[kisinzii 🇰🇪 @kisinzii]

@kigutasheilaa Wahhh unatetea kuwa zuzu bro

[kisinzii 🇰🇪 @kisinzii]

ukinipanda hauwezi shuka
that's what she said

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

What is Maina kageni doing? 51 years with no children,ata wa kuekelewa jameni? Using the detective skills I developed from Chepalang’u primary school when i was a class prefect looking for noisemakers,I can only diagnose this man with two things. He is either tasa,or he belongs to Rainbow senior Academy.

Otherwise non of it makes sense. Hii mjamaa inatengenesa kama 3 mirrions monthly. Ukiongesa ma side assoles kama MC na host,inafika ata 5mirrions. What is all this money for then? Unatafutia nini ama nani. Why would you as a man do such injustice to yourself? To live such a purposeless life?

Surely your purpose cant be asking half brained cooked women from Roysambu to call you in the morning to tell you how they put steel wool in their husbands tea because his mother said they dress like a malaya,can it?

At some point in life as a man,your goals naturally shift from wanting to make enough money for yourself,to making money to ensure you have secured the family you leave behind enough. Maina doesnt even have a sex scandal buana. That is very suspicious for a bachelor with money

Mimi nakumbuka at 22 years i had 2 sex scandals. Na ujue sikua na pesa. Ni wasichana nilipea mimba wameruka wakasema sio sangu. Wakawekelea vijana ingine ilikua kazi huko kenGen. Sasa Maina at 52 years has no scandal? Aiii, watu sio wajinga buana

Tukiweka maraga statehouse anafaa atengenese kikosi inaitwa AWRU,Anti Wasenge Rapid Unit,kikosi ya kuchungusa wasenge ambao wanajifanya raia wa kawaida. Wengi watayavunja matelevisheni aisee

Khabusie!

[Jᛒᚤᛒᚤ ™ @jumaa_006]

Unateseka hadi unarudi kwa calendar
kuangalia ni lini hii mambo ilianza

[TeeBag🇰🇪 @tii_bag]

Kuna day pale highschool my deskmate time ya fasihi aliulizwa aina tatu za ngano akasema lotta,ajab na ndovu tulicheka mpaka class ikabounce

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Mimi sahii ukinileta hiyo upus ya Men are providers nawesa lima wewe ngumi namna atari sana. Provide with what? The game parks we used to hunt when we left our wives home have now been turned into conservancies. The jobs we used to do as we left our wives home to take care of our children are now occupied by women. Asubuhi unaingia matatu namna hii unapata wanawake wanameta meta,wameenda kazi.

Corporate offices kumejaa wanawake,wanaume tulirushwa kwa remaining field work,ati juu tuko na testosterone. As things stand right now,As an average man with no generational wealth,your priority should be finding a working partner. Ndio mtengeneze ile inaitwa Two income house hold. Bibi akileta ya office,wewe unaleta ya field. Mnawekelea mnaona hii imetosha kuhamia 2 bedroom karen,55k . Na tuweke mboch tumetoa ushago tunalipa 3k. Kabla agundue tunamlipa pesa kidogo miaka imesonga. Kidogo tena umetandika bibi mpira,First born pap!

Before you know it you have bought land,built a house and taken 2 children to school already. Two income house hold! Lakini wewe uko hapo bado unaimba men should be providers,providing with what? Utaprovide na nyungulus!? Buana times have changed,so must we. And dont tell me this is not doable,inawezekana. Ni nyinyi mnakimbisa wanawake ya saidong’i maduong. Hapa lazima tujipange wazee yangu. We are expiriencing premium capitalism. Tuko katika hali ya atari

Khabusie!

[kisinzii 🇰🇪 @kisinzii]

All that glitters is my sister ❤️

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Twitter flopping harder today than Wirtz & Isak bro

[kisinzii 🇰🇪 @kisinzii]

@DrAlfredMutua 😂😂

[kisinzii 🇰🇪 @kisinzii]

Rudisha pesa ya NYS

[Anne Waiguru EGH, OGW @AnneWaiguru]

It was a deeply emotional moment visiting Mama Ida Odinga at her Karen residence today, together with representative members of the County Executive, County Assembly, and the Daughters of Kenya (Mountain Chapter), where I serve as Patron, to offer our heartfelt condolences on the passing of Baba Raila Odinga.

Baba and Mama Ida have been extraordinary mentors and cherished friends over the years. I am deeply grateful to Mama Ida for her warmth and grace during this difficult time. Baba’s wisdom, courage, and unwavering love for our nation will forever live in our hearts. #RIPBaba
@IdaOdinga
@TheODMparty
@Kirinyagabunge
@County_20