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can't rain all the time. dog mom. professional “work wife”. I make no apologies for the things I like.

[S.M. @kisoumcg]

Chickens = edible alarm clocks

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@shannonwoodward Ghosted after a YEAR of dating.

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Rewatching season 1 of @TheBearFX because
1) It’s legit the best show of the last decade.
2) I love feeling overwhelmed and on the verge of a panic attack?

[S.M. @kisoumcg]

I’m not speaking hyperbolically when I say that @TheBearFX is a perfect television show.

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Everyone, take a moment to appreciate @loripetty

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@Shaydozer This made me smile

[Christopher Travers, PhD @DrCT_Phats]

I received a series of rejections this week. It hurts, i won’t deny it. When I started to internalize them, I called one of my bros and he helped me remember that I’m so much more than any opportunity or accomplishment. In short it’s okay to let your folks know when youre down ❤️

[S.M. @kisoumcg]

@Profgampo I’ve got tix for tonight’s show in Nashville. Friend canceled on going, my social anxiety is +9000. Would you help me give the tix away to 2 folks who need a great night out?

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@fakemegryan1 I would like to come to this party. I will bring snacks, please let me know if you’ve got any food allergies.

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@Shaydozer It’s only embarrassing if you got stuck and then needed assistance from the fire department to get out.

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@adrycoolwit Looking sharp!

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@emilykyoung So unnecessary to send. Backhanded “helpful” comments like this are a way for a person to spew their misery via passive aggressive nonsense.

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@Shaydozer When my friends get an attitude I like to tell them that if they don’t knock it off I’m gonna be their new step mommy.

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@EatFellowHumans Is it early in service or late? Are the large items dirty from prep, or does the kitchen need them ahora?

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@ChupaCabraThing @Shaydozer I’m one of those pimple popping enthusiasts (weirdos). Those videos calm my anxiety so much, no idea why.

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@charpiecomedy Yes.

[🦋Gwen ⚔️ @FatallyFaeral]

NFT - Not Fucking Toes.

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@1Lavishone @sgrstk This comment made me smile. 🖤

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

I miss when the updates from J.K. Rowling were just like “it’s now canon that Hagrid eats ass”

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@LeeRoyExMachina Didt you get kicked off of TikTok?

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@El_Chloe_Belle @Profgampo How can you not love his mouth? We all know what it does