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[Kissit @kissitarse]

@STYLISA @Topshop @Topman Unfortunately contrary to popular belief the world doesn't revolve around Liverpool and its tragedies.

[Sam Homewood @SamHomewood]

“Life would be tragic if it weren’t funny.” Stephen Hawking.

[BossLogic @Bosslogic]

Rest in peace to one of the greatest minds of our time Stephen Hawking :(

[Kissit @kissitarse]

@DazzFreeman What better way to start WW3

[Sorry To Bother You @Sorry2BotherYou]

#SorryToBotherYou but here’s the trailer

[Mike Batt @Mike_Batt]

A picture of a goose

[bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer]

You know what makes my blood boil..heating it in a saucepan over a gas hob #ObservationalComedyHub

[Kissit @kissitarse]

@ThemeParkWW Real Wood and Real fire. What could go wrong!😀

[Kissit @kissitarse]

@Herring1967 Cutest little squishy thing I've ever seen!! Ernie's gorgeous also xx

[Quite Interesting @qikipedia]

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. DOUGLAS ADAMS

[Kissit @kissitarse]

@richardosman 👏

[Kissit @kissitarse]

@SimonOKing People in the north west be like...

[Kissit @kissitarse]

@phan_monika @billboard there

[Kissit @kissitarse]

@phan_monika @billboard You do know that before brave their hadn't been a white Disney princess since 1991?

[Kissit @kissitarse]

@justcallmecovfe @billboard But to show accurate proportionality only 1% to 3.4% of adverts should have LGBTQ or mixed couples otherwise it becomes over representation and that's not balance.

[Kissit @kissitarse]

@RaheemDTV No part of our infrastructure is designed for snow its pathetic really we do get bad snow at least thrice a decade.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Handy #snowday shopping list:
-8,000 tea bags
-Everything in canned goods aisle
-All the bread
-400 pints of milk
-Enough booze to fill shed
-50 Easter eggs
-12kg of cheese
-A whole trolley of crisps/sweets
-One small bag of lettuce

#uksnow

[Mark Steel @mrmarksteel]

Please be careful everyone, it has STARTED TO SNOW. The police warn you NOT to answer the door as it may be a yeti. If you see anyone outside, CALL THE ARMY IMMEDIATELY.