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they/them 🦆 22 !!

[sizzurp @coughsyrupzzz]

First thing I do when I wake up is hit the vape I don't even check if my legs work

[Brad Bain @thebradbain]

ok, sure why not

[xander @whosalex]

its so hot outside i fucking hate israel

[$ẞ @ALMIGHTYSW4VY]

I’m gone die alone

[eve @csiirac]

hello, i have awful team building skills and i'm a meek and timid 𝖿а𝗀𝗀о𝗍. please hire me. i have nothing and i'm nothing

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

My doctor confirmed that I consume enough Miller High Life and hint of lime tortilla chips to create a digestive environment untenable for the explosive diarrhea parasite

[⭐️ @toosexymarilyn]

the shopping cart of a girl that’s gonna be #okay ❤️

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Why would I drive 10 minutes to pick up dinner when I can stay seated and have it delivered slightly cold for only $38 more

[grace @gracefishlove]

you are not alone. theres Fish

[⋆⟢ @cyber_l0ser]

the dog in me is just a stray cat

[Soph @sooaappyy__]

i don’t have a type but i do have a very concerning pattern

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[COMBATE |🇵🇷 @upholdreality]

Inject me with hantavirus and launch me at Tel Aviv, I'm ready

[323 @Ggod323]

is this all there is

[Old Man Rattle @oldrattle_]

ibuprofen got this white boy feeling stupendous

[🌾🌾dyatlov pastiche 🌾🌾 @muffinlab]

i'm slouching in my chair and watching videos on my phone with the brightness all the way up. i'm dehydrated, my skin is dry and i'm abusing advil. my fit is trash too

[rune sword @runesword1]

depraved fucked up perverted fantasy where i get the day off

[leaf @loveyleaf0000]

i don’t like when people say something is buns. I love buns. hotdog