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excited and nervous about most things, has an unhealthy love of cheez-its. she/her

[ned @kjberr]

No one:
My brain: moderate to severe chronic plaque psoriasis

[Nebraska Wesleyan University Athletics @NWUSports]

Reagan Janzen wins her third All-American award! Janzen ran a 2:09.74 to finish 8th in the 800-meter!

[ned @kjberr]

character quizzes strike again, insisting I am, according to the algorithm, white guy brown hair insecure smart

[ned @kjberr]

I’m in pain

[ned @kjberr]

Once, during my Full House obsession, I heard “Night Moves” by Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band on the radio and said to my father “he sounds a lot different here than he does on TV” anyway rip Bob Saget

[Bisexual Panther 🅴 @BiATLien]

There are giants in the sky.

[ned @kjberr]

a very pivotal moment in my life was when I decided I was too old to watch Disney channel so I switched to the obviously more mature TLC

[ned @kjberr]

Defeat is making a plate of microwave nachos at 2 pm as your first meal, realizing your cheese is expired and then living in a room full of foot-cheese smell for the foreseeable future. It’s me, I’m defeated.

[ned @kjberr]

@maxidude84 I miss this bread and your umbrella

[ned @kjberr]

@popeluvr Ahhh!! twinsies 😌😌

[ned @kjberr]

Emma just casually told me her cousin works on the robot that did surgery on a grape so now I can officially play 7 degrees of separation with the people who did surgery on a grape :0

[ned @kjberr]

I realized I never formally introduced the lil guy… so, Twitter, here is the lil guy ✨✨

[ned @kjberr]

So I wrote a song instead

[ned @kjberr]

just watched the final scene of La La Land alone in a park below the almost-full moon in the middle of a new city like what kind of coming of age movie am I living in right now

[ned @kjberr]

I stumbled into the poetry fuel I’ve been looking for

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Ok girls breathe in your last couple gulps of salt air :/ today is the last day to live for the hope of it all

[ned @kjberr]

seems relevant to remind everyone where our Governor stands on this. SAFE SEX IS NOT CONTROVERSIAL. we would ALL benefit from sex education, especially conversations regarding consent, in public schools.

[Pete Ricketts @PeteRicketts]

Sex education and other controversial topics should be addressed at home. This responsibility should not be shouldered by teachers in schools.

[ned @kjberr]

Thinking about the time my nephew looked me dead in the eyes and asked me if I’d ever out pizzad the hut

[ned @kjberr]

The ultimate comfort film

[ned @kjberr]

@heylookmaggie the ole midwestern bamboozle

[ned @kjberr]

@samred99 I voted yes but I wouldn’t have put the pieces together if you hadn’t asked

[James @CaucasianJames]

when a college student is mean to u u just have to remember they’re currently going through an unpaid internship