MK❥

just here to complain

[MK❥ @kkoobsy]

Making a tinder profile to find sugar boat daddies.
My bio will be “my ass would look so good on your boat” 🍑

[MK❥ @kkoobsy]

Miss your cute face more

[Lana ✨ @alanaacollinss]

@kkoobsy hi I miss u

[MK❥ @kkoobsy]

Don’t you love when someone tells you to stop a bad habit you have like it’s nothing. Like, “Meagan, you should really stop picking your nails.” OH SHIT, I never thought of that!!! You make it sounds soooo easy. #IMANXIOUSGUYS #iwishicould #someday

[MK❥ @kkoobsy]

As you should

[Cam Clayton @Cam_clayton4]

I get nervous everytime I see myself in @kkoobsy Snapchat memories

[MK❥ @kkoobsy]

Starting to see the change from my hard work and lifestyle changes, and I am so excited for what this year has in store for me. This will be my year #2021goals

[MK❥ @kkoobsy]

Wow I haven’t even made it to work yet without wanting to punch two people. Just get out of my way and let me get my coffee, people.

[MK❥ @kkoobsy]

*takes plan b*
The baby in cervix: why’s it so spicy 🥵

[MK❥ @kkoobsy]

I can’t even tell you the last time I had a day off it’s been too long 🥴

[Emma 🗡 @edjenko]

you can reset your brain to factory settings by staring at the ocean for 45 mins

[Justin Randall @imjustinrandall]

“WhAt’S iN tHe VaCcInE” bitch you literally don’t know what’s in Tylenol shut up

[Brandon Nales @BrandonNales]

Salmon is so good. I get why bears stand in rivers and snatch them out of the water lmao

[MK❥ @kkoobsy]

I literalllllllly hate when I say “sup” to someone and they just say “hi” back. Like I’m not gonna ask you what’s up again fucker

[MK❥ @kkoobsy]

“Sorry Carl, I cant eat your ass tonight. Someone broke my nose.”

[MK❥ @kkoobsy]

@alanaacollinss Lmfaoooooo

[saint ren @nechulaa]

why do men have this weird irrational fear that women are going to use them for money they don’t even have??

[MK❥ @kkoobsy]

I was singing Christmas songs the other day and a coworker told me to sing a thanksgiving song instead and I said ok, "gobble me, swallow me, drop down the side of me" ... she then asked me to sing my Christmas songs again 🎅 #HoHoHo

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Something extremely bogus is going on. Was tested for covid four times today. Two tests came back negative, two came back positive. Same machine, same test, same nurse. Rapid antigen test from BD.

[MK❥ @kkoobsy]

I just said “if you fold it, it’s get girthier” SO LOUD in this restaurant and everyone’s staring at me now

[MK❥ @kkoobsy]

If you don’t hear from me, maybe ask yourself why