K-la the kid

my twitter is insanely fucked BE AWARE!

[K-la the kid @klapaulhus]

Wish my loved ones could feel the pain of this depression. Then maybe they would understand instead of saying suck it up.

[shael @5hael]

Sometimes I want to ask people what their stupid tweets mean but I don't want them to think I'm too stupid to not understand them

[Ms. Monster @SpacePlankton]

Does repeatedly banging your head on your desk burn a lot of calories?

[K-la the kid @klapaulhus]

wishing twitter had notifications for everytime someone unfollows you. That way we could find these pricks and harass them :) Horray victory

[K-la the kid @klapaulhus]

Letting one rip so hard while asleep that you wake up to a giant hole in your underwear

[K-la the kid @klapaulhus]

how to get twitter followers in two steps
1. fart
2. tweet it

[K-la the kid @klapaulhus]

feeling nuts as usual

[K-la the kid @klapaulhus]

I dont care wether you are black white asian indian mexicain whatever! If you are an asshole to me, I will be a hardstrong bitch to you!

[K-la the kid @klapaulhus]

the jealousy

[K-la the kid @klapaulhus]

y u fat bitches no share wit me some titty ?!?

[K-la the kid @klapaulhus]

so many of these weight loss products out there but man how much I would pay just to put on enough chub to flatteringly fill out a shirt :(

[K-la the kid @klapaulhus]

reading through my twitter and realizing I have some serious problems... I should probably start drinking right about now

[K-la the kid @klapaulhus]

trying to figure out something funny to say is hard

[K-la the kid @klapaulhus]

And now to play a game of trying to guess if that fart smell came from me or the dog

[MissChief 🩷🖕🏼 @m1ss_chief]

Smoking. Because I don't have the balls to kill myself in one go.

[K-la the kid @klapaulhus]

having a phone means responsibility, you are responsible for any drunk texts that was accidentialy sent to your mom last night!

[K-la the kid @klapaulhus]

the worst part about hating my life is when I loose my only blade #emoproblems

[K-la the kid @klapaulhus]

dear wannabe gang kids, have fun paying your bills with bags of meth, insurance isn't "cool" enough to accept your drugs as payment

[K-la the kid @klapaulhus]

sweet fucking lorrd is my twitter insane!? nah more like it is thoughts from my brain

[K-la the kid @klapaulhus]

lets all slit our wrists and go to hell