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Weird terrible demon girl

[blue🌞 @cyanopsis]

how your relationship should feel like btw

[zeta @zeta_globin]

all my 30-something coworkers joke with grad students that they could never take a redeye, go for a hike, move without movers etc and basic human stuff you should! be able to easily do as a non-senior citizen and if you are already that handicapped in your 30s- fix your life!

[Ellen @flyingsnow]

I knew one of the readings at our wedding had to be a Mary Oliver poem and this is the one we eventually chose.

[s44nti @s44nti]

así se siente tu día sabiendo que irás al cine más tarde

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

Me as a small town sheriff when the FBI shows up to claim jurisdiction: “Ohhhhh thank god. This is so fucked up. I did NOT want to deal with this”

[amore @amoreterical]

asked my friend what if i’m faking my ocd and i don’t actually have it and she was like “i don’t think you would consciously choose to act the way you act”

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

Reading James Baldwin and with every single sentence being like “oh yeah, I remember. he’s the best writer of all time. of course yes I’d forgotten yes yes”

[Mrs. Gore @MrsGoresDiary]

My parents have this little knot hole in their kitchen counter, and my three-year-old uses it to hold important things. 🥹

Kills us!

[Chris bell @UpdateTheGrids]

Well this movie did lead me to one of the greatest reviews I have ever read

[erin @ratsnotagain]

I’ve been doing stuff with tuna that is so messed up it can only be described as 1970s

[Jared Gilman @realJaredGilman]

PTA deciding to film that one road the way he did

[Kyle @kylofone]

hi i'm a horror director and the scariest thing i can imagine is an old woman

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

This is what praying with ocd feels like

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

people who started adderall as a young child: “it stole a part of my soul which will never be returned to me”

people who started adderall as an adult: “everything i have and everything i am is granted by the blessings of my daily meth”

[bri 🧸 @yawildestdreams]

whoever let taylor do her hair like that for the wedding needs a stern talking to cause what was that

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

no no no…god granted YOU the serenity to accept the things you cannot change…god granted ME the swag (OCD) to change all things if i do Enough Rituals…

[Mordecai @MenschOhneMusil]

#PaulKlee- Fish Magic (1925).