Kelsey Santistevan

Visit Denver employee & CUboulder Buffalo

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Farewell Cassini, how far you’ve come. On this eve, in fiery death, Saturn & you are one. VIP (Vaporize In Peace): 2004-2017

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

20 years ago today a world that I had lived in alone was suddenly open to others. It's been wonderful. Thank you.

#HarryPotter20

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted."

So must we all.

https://t.co/JXROGHPNkH

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

When you spend all day creeping past a big dead spider on the floor in case it's only pretending, then realise it's the stalk off a tomato.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Trump likes to say he only hires the "best people," but he’s had to fire so many campaign managers it’s like an episode of the Apprentice.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

“Let’s go make history and elect Hillary Clinton the 45th president of the United States.” —@TimKaine

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"The best way I can sum up what I hope this election will lead to...is: Love trumps hate." —Hillary

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The index fingers of creationists fit perfectly into their own ears when you try to explain evolution. Clearly proof of intelligent design.

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

yes i deal with problems like an adult excuse me while i lock myself in the bathroom and listen to angry music while frowning in the mirror

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"Do you think Donald Trump is qualified to be president?" —@ChrisCuomo

"No, I do not." —Hillary

[Golden Buffalo Marching Band @GoldenBuffaloMB]

The GBMB announces the selection of Kaitlyn Turnbull as CU's next Feature Twirler! Welcome to the CU Band family!

[Very Lonely Luke @VeryLonelyLuke]

My dad read my mind at our final duel

That's how he found out about Leia

And a TON of other stuff I'll never talk about

I'm lucky he died

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Mother Nature has been genetically modifying organisms for nearly four-billion years. Farmers for ten-thousand years.

[White House Archived @ObamaWhiteHouse]

"Today, I am nominating Chief Judge Merrick Brian Garland to join the Supreme Court." —@POTUS #SCOTUSnominee

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

i don't understand why my mom gets so upset when I tell her there were heroes on both sides of the war of rebel aggression
it's the truth

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

dad
please pick up
a slug came by the house who says you owe him a lot of money
he won't leave
my mind trick didnt work on him

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

#Breaking: CNN projects @HillaryClinton will win the #NVDemsCaucus https://t.co/ixbo4KdXye

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

I wonder what Cannibals & Aztecs would say, watching civilized people eat symbolic hearts of loved ones on Valentine’s Day.

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

dear diary
i have been practicing the imperial march on my clarinet a lot but i dont think it will be ready in time for tomorrow