Klynton Jessup

Instigator @opalstack. Doing business with lead pipe cruelty. Mercenary sensibilities. Would you like some opinions?

[Klynton Jessup @klyntonj]

@staysaasy I owned delivery for products with 3 week release cycles using git-flow. We spent 8 hrs in meetings with the dev team to redesign our release process where they reinvented git-flow with different branch names.

We moved everyone to daily releases with trunk based dev soon after.

[Klynton Jessup @klyntonj]

@eshamow “Committing and merging are two separate operations” is some smooth brained shit for sure

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@jasoncwarner Bryan Johnson’s results definitely look better.

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@Babygravy9 In 30 years this is going to end up in some specific type of cancer or ailment. Kind of like gout hundreds of years ago.

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@Angry_Cassie @kristopherGphil Happy Birthday Kris!

[Klynton Jessup @klyntonj]

@_vojto “let me explain”

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@markbrooks I’ve never seen such a succinct explanation of tech debt vs opportunity. I’ve been trying to frame technical debt in terms of trade-offs for years but now I can just point people to this.

Thanks Mark!

[Klynton Jessup @klyntonj]

@mk_lobb Dig the car out fast and walk into Christmas looking jacked.

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@AdamFlamm @StrongpointRich @SamtLeslie @WilsonCompanies @RickVazza @CapitalistChuck @USMC1195 @AustinLinney Congratulations!

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[Klynton Jessup @klyntonj]

@AdamFlamm I’m glad your acquisition is moving. Hopefully you keep getting positive surprises!

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@chasemurdock @DecadaGroup This is an awesome addition to your business!

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ive invented entire schools of philosophy just to discard them outright. just 1 second of my thoughts would make Plato shit out his panties.

[Klynton Jessup @klyntonj]

@SysAdm1138 I rewatch this movie every year and I quote the hell out of it during elections.

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@kristopherGphil Absolutely!

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@kristopherGphil I’ll take $500 of that personally and my employer will match it: https://t.co/ZO9XHtLVgN

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@nigelkersten When I first started at Puppet I watched a packing video from a woman who wore size 6 shoes who took 6 pairs of shoes with her in a carry on bag.

My size 14 boots took up almost half the volume in the same carry on bag.

[Klynton Jessup @klyntonj]

@fambizjournal Throw a link to your site in your Twitter bio! Save us a step.

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@LumberyardDamon I’m in a similar boat (I’ve never been able to leave my dayjob) where we’re running way behind in revenue but still alie.

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@StrongpointRich Oof I didn’t expect 80 union employees. Hopefully the owner took home a 250k salary on top of that.