Kristen Marie

University of Michigan alumni. Sarcasm is my language of choice and weightlifting is my hobby of choice.

[Vijay Venkataraman @Hindu_Hammer]

Only acceptable rationale for the latest Michigan injury rumor is that Isaiah Livers broke his foot in Mark Turgeon’s ass

[Kristen Marie @kmfitzs]

@TheAADairy @OnlyAnnArbor Would love to try icecream from @TheAADairy #MilkMeansMore !!!

[〽️K 💛💙🏈🏀🏒🦄 @mkgoblue]

Somebody find me this bed!! This was in an ad for a mattress. Now I need to find this bed lol #Reward

[Reeezy @MsReeezy]

Bernie dressed like the inauguration is on his to do list today but ain’t his whole day.

[Em Rem⭐️ @embogaudo]

I just wanna be in Mexico eating tacos and chips and guac on the beach

[Barstool Michigan @BarstoolUofM]

U of M is the only D1 school in the country with undefeated men’s and women’s basketball teams

Enjoy your day

[Kristen Marie @kmfitzs]

@alinacanca Girl, as much as this hurts I hope you don’t stop caring, because it makes you a great person. Not everyone deserves YOU in their life, but never stop being you. ❤️

[Emily Schwartz @emilycschwartz]

Watching Tayshia end up with Zac when she could’ve been with Ivan. #TheBachelorette #bachelorette

[Jac Read @thatjacread]

Ben will be the next bachelor after Matt Jame’s season, I would bet on it. #bachelorette #BacheloretteABC #BachelorNation

[Reality Rants @realityrants_]

tayshia: can we talk?
ivan:

#TheBachelorette #bachelorette

[Kristen Marie @kmfitzs]

@MrSneaky1971 @PS5StockAlerts Same thing happened to me

[Kristen Marie @kmfitzs]

@PS5StockAlerts I tried 3x and my card info wasn’t saving, then it went out of stock and I thought I lost. Went to my purchase history, AND I GOT ONE!!!! One of my “submit now” clicks worked! THANK YOU!!

[Kristen Marie @kmfitzs]

@beccajberry_ I asked mine to take Liam out and he literally came in the room with his headset on and said “by the way I just died for this dog”

[Shaun T @ShaunT]

Your GOAL WEIGHT should be wherever your body lands when you prioritize your health without sacrificing your joy.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

No, Trump has not already won the election, and it is deeply irresponsible for him to say he has.

[McKay Coppins @mckaycoppins]

Everyone is desensitized to it, but we really should be scandalized by what the president just did. It was dangerous, irresponsible, and terrible for the country. Also completely in character.

[Josh Henschke @JoshHenschke]

To add, there's absolutely no excuse to lose a game like that. You were favored for a reason.

[Josh Henschke @JoshHenschke]

Still a lot of football left but, jeez, this is a weird one. The stats don't match up. Michigan's 6 penalties for 60 yards is yuck.

[Jake Butt @Jbooty88]

I’m so hurt. Go blue forever but man it hurts losing to them