Katie Henderson

snork juice

[Katie Henderson @kmhenderson55]

@newheightshow what’s the rule on the center keeping the ball? Example, say you’re at the 1 or 2 yd line, does the QB have to touch the ball? It seems it would be easier for @JasonKelce to just run it in. #nodumbquestions

[Dan Kaduce @notdankaduce]

STOP THE COUNT!

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

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[Katie Henderson @kmhenderson55]

@msumavericks

[Katie Henderson @kmhenderson55]

@notdankaduce Can I help?

[Katie Henderson @kmhenderson55]

@melrosy07 @IKEAUSA Hahah I would 100% hire you.

[Katie Henderson @kmhenderson55]

@jbeth_26 I’m so nervous for the pain during childbirth.

[Katie Henderson @kmhenderson55]

@notdankaduce Hahah there are so many ridiculous fees.

[Barrett Luci @damnbluci]

13 years ago i ordered an m&m blizzard at Dairy Queen and the lady who took my order screamed “ONE SMALL M&M BLIZZARD!!!” at the top of her lungs then immediately turned around and started making it herself and it’s still the funniest thing that has ever happened to me

[mfm quotes out of context @mfmoutofcontext]

"Any outfit is a tear away outfit if you really put your heart into it." - Georgia, episode 77

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

When you ask your dog what he's got in his mouth and he starts chewing faster

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

If you say “I have a surprise for you” and it’s not a dog then I don’t want it.

[Katie Henderson @kmhenderson55]

@melrosy07 PS I don’t watch this show so I have no idea who the guy is.

[Katie Henderson @kmhenderson55]

@melrosy07 You know she went to MSU right?

[“Matt” @MRP1725]

Trying to make protein shakes but they keep coming out as margaritas

[Katie Henderson @kmhenderson55]

@LoganPaul, what’s your fav restaurant? I bet I could guess...

It’s Denny’s, right? Because you’ve been ordering Grand Slams all fuckin day!! #GrandSlamBreakfast #truebaby @chrisdelia