kaitlyn stevenson

doing good

[Nat🐇 @Ganssit0]

Not commenting on your girls stuff is weird I want my man barking in the fucking comments

[Truth Hub @_kisyagi_]

Tell a friend about a vacant job position in your work place. Your position won't be lost or your salary decreased.

[Dillon Cheverere @DCheverere]

My son, 7, has discovered “deez nuts” jokes and it’s all he says now. Everything is deez nuts. He simply can’t stop.

I asked him where he heard that joke. He made me promise that if he told me, he wouldn’t get in trouble. I agreed. So he leans in and whispers, “deez nuts.”

[Wealth Inc @WealthInc247]

When you are angry, be silent.

[izzy @nymphb0nes]

i hate this weather i’m dying😵‍💫

[gbae⋆lola @gbennylola]

im so serious… “righty tighty and lefty loosey” is the most useful universal law created

[LEO B @iambrimiah]

u was draining as fck, i do not miss u

[🕷️ @Oayoo_]

“You’re dramatic” are you new here?

[des. @xo__dessss]

It feels so good when certain ppl don’t have access to you anymore. Like yes I outgrew u & I am tired of yo presence, DISMISSED😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂

[JB.♥ @misskiena_]

I used to LOVE being social and around people.. I’m super friendly but the older I get and the more weird/crazy shit happening in society is turning me into an introvert.

[S🌸 @SikhoSomke]

i've come to the conclusion that regardless of how much sleep i get i will always be tired.

[Hollyn @sadlifeebro]

"Yk what hurts the most?" Bro my back.

[ren. @1renniebee]

Kids don’t need melatonin they need activities to burn energy, routine, & structure! & A BATH! Dassit! 🤣

[Book of Niggalation 🙏🏾 @trayvon]

i’d rather step on a lego than get back with my ex

[LL Cool Tweet @LLcoooltweet]

I made my bed and found a half eaten stick of butter in it. When I asked my child if she put anything in mommy’s bed, she said “I did not put butter in it.” The mystery continues. More at 11.

[Mel T. @monologue_mel]

Normalize a job being just a job, not a passion or lifestyle or dream career.

I like my job, I enjoy my team, I have a good boss. But at the end of the day I'm there to make money.

[syd @sydlovesthehoes]

On top of gas being so high, why tf is it running out so fast😭

[miranda lynn @miirandaalynnn]

just because i’m on my phone don’t mean I need to text you back