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[K @kmunson816]

@timhasissues Yes! Could they collaborate on a cat toy? I'd buy that too

[UT Austin Police Department @UTAustinPolice]

APD IS RESPONDING TO A KIDNAPPING AT 24TH AND SAN ANTONIO. SUSPECT VEHICLE IS A BLACK SEDAN. SUSPECT IS A HISPANIC MALE WEARING A RED HOODIE. CALL 911 IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION.

[KCENNews @6NewsCTX]

🚨KEEP SHARING! 🚨 Don't forget Eva Garcia. The sheriff and the 14-year-old girl’s family say they fear she could be a victim of human trafficking. https://t.co/0qX1zPv3lJ

[Jerry Dunleavy IV 🇺🇸 @JerryDunleavy]

This is what you get when you put together the Peloton ad and the Ryan Reynolds gin ad as one continuous story. Art.

[Rob @thegallowboob]

This ad from the Royal Mail (British postal service) nailed it.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

This is just the absolute worst advent calendar I’ve ever gotten

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

Remember when Zack Morris made a girl in a wheelchair feel terrible in front of the entire school? Zack Morris is trash. https://t.co/pgA5UpsZvz

[K @kmunson816]

#atxtraffic

[ATCEMS @ATCEMS]

Multiple #ATCEMS & @AustinFireInfo assets on-scene of a reported Rollover Pin-in collision at 13600 blk of S Ih 35 Svrd SB (15:08); Responders advising patient has been extricated with CPR in progress. More to Follow...

[Laura Gao ☕️ @heylauragao]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor onboard?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a Product Manager to help, are they?

Me: Dad, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Dad: Go and see if “let’s have a follow-up meeting" helps

[K @kmunson816]

@KENS5

[Evil MoPac @EvilMopacATX]

Frame this and put it in a goddamn museum, Austin...

📸 @mattlargey

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I remember when I said I had breakfast at IHOP or Denny’s.. MFs lost it..! Like there’s some GUCCI egg somewhere I should be eating.. lol smh

[Austin Police Department @Austin_Police]

@Austin_Police SWAT CALL OUT on barricades subject near White Elm Dr. PIO11 responding will update with information and media staging area once the information is available.

[Best of Nextdoor 🏡 @bestofnextdoor]

Meanwhile, in Austin...

[K @kmunson816]

@cbsaustin

[K @kmunson816]

I hate doubles.....but I love me some overtime pay!!

[CBS Austin @cbsaustin]

Man fatally stabbed at Maryland Popeyes after chicken sandwich altercation https://t.co/cgFJK4eiKc

[TravisCountySevereWx @TravisCOSW]

4:15 pm - scattered showers on the increase just to our west. Overall area moving slowly east. Latter half of PM commute could be wet.

[TravisCountySevereWx @TravisCOSW]

Extended: similar weather for Wednesday with showers and possibly a strong storm around. NWS expects to see up to 2” of rain possible by late Wednesday. Strong front comes thru overnight Wednesday ushering in a dry but chilly Halloween. Weekend looks fab albeit on the cool side.

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

I am screaming

Lmaooo