Kendall Aubertot

Would rather be right than happy. I like playing violin and playing outdoors, both poorly.

@[email protected]

[Kendall Aubertot @kndl]

Let me be the first to say to the new boss: I don’t think you know what you’re doing.

[Kendall Aubertot @kndl]

In 2017, I paid Cards Against Humanity to protect a pristine plot of border land from Trump’s racist wall. But then an even richer, more racist billionaire—Elon Musk—stole my land and dumped his shit all over it. @ElonMusk owes me $100. #ElonOwesMe100Bucks

[Kendall Aubertot @kndl]

Well-behaved, leashed pets rarely make history.

[Kendall Aubertot @kndl]

@gmail Yep. Happens all the time in the browser. Put the mouse cursor in an area where it would be over a conversation in the quick select list, hit / to start searching, and type away. When recommendations pop up, key strokes start getting interpreted as shortcuts rather than input.

[Kendall Aubertot @kndl]

@MrRyanGuthrie That has another year of relevancy for sure.

[Kendall Aubertot @kndl]

I watched the Boeing documentary on Netflix, and it really is striking watching another company experience a culture shift from believing they were doing the right thing to caring only about shareholder value.

[Casey Newton @CaseyNewton]

“We really would not have launched 280 when we did without Iku, running around with his charts telling everyone that it would be better,” a person familiar tells me.

Fired after 10 years and one late-night “code review”

[Kendall Aubertot @kndl]

With the way @elonmusk is running Twitter, it’s clear that the meanness is the point. His actions are sad and pathetic.

Tweeps deserve better.

[Kendall Aubertot @kndl]

@nabokov7 I’m so sorry. This is just ridiculous.

[Zoë Schiffer @ZoeSchiffer]

NEW: Twitter just announced it’s cutting holiday pay for its remaining contractors, starting this Thanksgiving.

[Kendall Aubertot @kndl]

Rabiot ! On se soulage.

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

Quit cutting off the rest of his quote @elonmusk.

[Kendall Aubertot @kndl]

I have never received so much follow spam in a single day.

[Kendall Aubertot @kndl]

The speed run continues.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

New Twitter policy is freedom of speech, but not freedom of reach.

Negative/hate tweets will be max deboosted & demonetized, so no ads or other revenue to Twitter.

You won’t find the tweet unless you specifically seek it out, which is no different from rest of Internet.

[Tim Kettering @timmytwits]

engs who need to get to SF 10th floor without badge access, rather than getting past security and up the elevator from ground floor, i'd suggest landing a chopper on the 9th floor outdoor courtyard, breaching cafeteria doors and a quick sprint up stairs to 10th floor. good luck!

[Kendall Aubertot @kndl]

@YihuiOO It was an honor getting to work with you.

[Kendall Aubertot @kndl]

@jessicagarson Congratulations, Jess. It was great getting to work with you.

[Kendall Aubertot @kndl]

@whitneymriker Congratulations on a hell of a run. I was so lucky to get to call you a colleague. 🫡💙