Now that this residency witch-hunt is behind us, it’s time for Doug Jones to come out of his hole and start talking about the issues.
In 2020, I ran against a liberal Doug Jones, but he has since fallen deep into the socialist, marxist mind virus taking over half of our country.
I look forward to beating Doug Jones (again) and being elected as Alabama’s next Governor.
13 NCAA tournament wins in last 6 years. 10 of those wins are by double figures. Most of those 10 wins have featured the Crimson Tide playing walk ons the last 2 minutes of a blowout win. Pretty good run for a wide receiver turned math teacher.
Hegseth: "The leader of the unit who attempted to assassinate President Trump has been hunted down and killed. Iran tried to kill President Trump, and President Trump got the last laugh."
.@SECWAR “We are playing for keeps. Our warfighters have maximum authorities granted personally by the President and yours truly.
Our rules of engagement are BOLD, PRECISE AND DESIGNED TO UNLEASH AMERICAN POWER–not shackle it.
This was never meant to be a fair fight, and it is NOT a fair fight. We are punching them while they are down, which is exactly how it should be."
Teaching my daughter about payroll withholding
She did chores all week so I owe her $10
I hand her $7
> this isn't $10
"right, I withheld the rest"
> what does that mean
"I kept $3 of your money"
> but it's my money
"It was your money"
> what are you even doing with it?
"Funding household infrastructure"
> what
"The roof over your head. The hallway you walk through to get to the bathroom. The door locks that keep strangers out"
> you're charging me for the hallway
"I'm charging you for access to the hallway. The hallway itself was a capital expenditure"
> you're my dad. you're supposed to---
"I'm also your government"
> what if I don't want to pay for the hallway
"Then I can't guarantee the hallway"
> it's a hallway. It's already there
"For now"
She asks what else the $3 covers
"Meals, dispute resolution, nightlight maintenance"
> dispute resolution?
"When your brother takes your toys and I make him give them back. That's taxpayer funded"
> that's just parenting
"That's the Department of Justice"
> what about meals. You already feed me
"That's a social program. Not everyone qualifies"
> I'm your daughter
"Which is why you're currently enrolled"
She wants to see where the money goes
I tell her that would require a FOIA request
> what's that
"A form asking me to show you what I do with your money. Processing time is 6 to 8 weeks"
> 6 weeks to see where my $3 went?
"Could be longer. We're understaffed"
> there's two of you
She asks how she gets any of it back
"It's already spent"
> you spent my money already?
"We had a budget shortfall"
> you just took it 20 seconds ago
"And the deficit existed 30 seconds ago. The timing worked out"
> so I'm not getting it back
"I didn't say that. You might qualify for a refund"
> of my own money
"Correct. You just have to fill out a form telling me how much you made"
> you know how much I made. You paid me
"Right but I need you to tell me how much I paid you"
> so you already know the answer
"The point is compliance"
She asks what happens if she gets the number wrong
"Penalty"
> from the money I don't have because you already spent it?
"We could set up a payment plan"
> I'm 8
"Monthly installments. Very manageable"
> you're going to penalize me for getting wrong a number you already know and then make me pay you back with money you took from me
"Now you're getting it"
> I want to talk to mom
"Mom's not a qualified representative. She can't help you here"
She stormed off to her room saying how this is extortion
Slammed the door
That's my little citizen
I've never been more proud
This is how I will always remember yesterday. Not the negativity and hate and lies to push political narratives today.
I am so proud of our team for fighting so hard to win gold 🥇For honoring their friend Johnny Gaudreau 🫶🏻 No matter what “side”they are on. Go USA!! ❤️🤍💙