Knight Marcher

Ua Mau ke Ea o ka ʻĀina i ka Pono

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

@BrotherGreen13 I’ve don’t my research

[Mick Nerryweather @merrynick13]

What a foid does to a mf

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@StStymie Back in my day the ipod didn’t exist

[Wave ۞ @wavewithteeth]

BREAKING NEWS:
A photo of the lone holdout juror has been leaked online.

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

The women’s rights movement and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[Applejackfan95 @applejackfan95]

"And now I, Mormon, make a record of the things which I have both seen and heard, and call it the Book of Mormon."
Mormon 1:1

[Emberus 🤙 @emberus26]

@Knight_Marcher @merrynick13 @melonakos Diet coke > sodomy > bigotry > gay sex

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@merrynick13 @melonakos diet coke is worse than sodomy

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“Same energy”

[Alcatraz 1st Ward @Alcatrazward]

@IRSReduxSequel @Knight_Marcher What’s edgy about what I wrote?

Same energy.

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Who is paying @island985fm to play Cotton Candy three times an hour?

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They want me to be a caricature so bad

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Another one googles “slurs in Hawaii”

[We R The News @WeRTheNewsTheOG]

@Knight_Marcher Buy one mahu!

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

@JesseLucasSaga I didn’t

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If you say “crack” instead of “fuck”, I think you should die

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@WayneWender @merrynick13 more like hoping

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😏😏😏

[Mick Nerryweather @merrynick13]

@Knight_Marcher I’m going to crack you

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

The driver named Kabala has a giant nose

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Bro’s name is Ali Ben Schemer lmao I love Speed Racer

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

Which makes you laugh even harder

[est.1997 (but spooky) @MOLENAIDE]

You’ll be laughing your ass off and in comes the most racist looking character ever drawn

[Knight Marcher @Knight_Marcher]

Whoa

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

MONACO is the only country name that can be spelled with the first letters of neighboring US states