Nkatha Mbaya

Growing up and liking it.

[Nkatha Mbaya @knmbaya]

There’s no milk on the shelves… is someone hoarding? Perhaps it’s my time to become lactose intolerant. If we go black(tea) we shall never go back @MountKenyaMilk

[Nkatha Mbaya @knmbaya]

@LarryMadowo Let’s dust all corners! Cleaning up Kenya one person at a time!! Well done! ✅✅✅

[Nkatha Mbaya @knmbaya]

This. Truth.

[Mwihaki Serah @Creativegenieke]

Notice there’s no money in Kenya unless it’s for swearing in, impeachment etc There’s money for politically motivated nonsense from illegal new positions to salary hikes. But no money for anything that benefits mwanachi. Vaccines. Hospitals. Teachers. Debt repayment. No money.

[Nkatha Mbaya @knmbaya]

@chokwe_t @rogeriomarquest Strongly Agreed

[Nkatha Mbaya @knmbaya]

@chokwe_t @anaesthesia_KE @gathkags @lechaki @jlelo Remember the %obesity in doctors?

[Nkatha Mbaya @knmbaya]

Anaesthesia is…
Sometimes stressful, sometimes happy endings, occasional sad endings, almost always gratifying.

#WAD2024
#WAD24
#WorldAnaesthesiaDay2024
#WorldAnaesthesiaDay
@anaesthesia_KE @gathkags @lechaki @jlelo @chokwe_t

[Nkatha Mbaya @knmbaya]

Word!

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti-Commentary @RealOmtatah]

Stop everything you are doing.

Forget everything else any MP said today.

Or will say tomorrow.

And,

Watch this video.

Because this is the only video you should watch today.

Now retweet this video.

Because every Kenyan needs to hear Hon. Robert Mbui FEARLESSLY saying what every Kenyan wants to tell Ruto.

In Parliament.

[Nkatha Mbaya @knmbaya]

@Dr_AustinOmondi @Drogz3 Standing ovation! 👏🏾

[Nkatha Mbaya @knmbaya]

@MacOtani Machozi tupu! 😆😆

[Mūndū wa wanja @geriatricabound]

I liked the idea of painting all tax-payer funded vehicles yellow with a label near the driver's door stating "provided by the people of Kenya to the ministry of XYZ" complete with a phone number to report wreckless driving.

[Nkatha Mbaya @knmbaya]

@mainandegwa232 Maara constituency , Kareke Mbiuki

[Nkatha Mbaya @knmbaya]

Plain language…
#rutoandhisgoonsmustgo

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

This legend was ahead of Time 😂

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Mama I made it!

I occupied Parliament
Remember the #occupyParliament demonstrations?

But tell daddy I’m sorry
I won’t come home tonight
Not because I’m spending at a friends’. No!
Not because I’m among the injured.
No!
Nor because I was abducted as they have to most of us.
That would have been better
I’m in a cold dark place called the morgue Mama
I know daddy will be angry why I wore his shoes
I had to, I know they are bigger but I had to
Otherwise no one could have.

I know he will complain that I have read too much political novels
Please don’t let him blame Animal Farm,
Don’t let him blame Kidagaa Kimemwozea,
Don’t let him blame Tumbo Lisiloshiba,
Don’t let him blame Kifo Kisimani,
Don’t let him blame Mstahiki Meya,
Or Parliament of Owls
They can’t be blamed.
I did it for Our country.

They hailed us for being fearless Mama!
They called it an historic moment; actually unprecedented.
Did you watch the news?
All over the country thousands of us matched forward, wearing mostly black,
chanting slogans and singing revolutionary songs.

They call us GenZ Mama.
Some Mpigs say we have watched too much Netflix and we eat KFC.
Sorry for the spelling mistakes Mama,
I meant MPs.

Did you see how we sang ‘Kudade’ with Mc Gogo?
Did you see how Juliani turned up and we sang ‘Utawala’?
That song you call ‘Nikoo njaa siwezi karanga’?
Did you hear us sing ‘Tujiangalie’by Sauti Sol?
Have you seen King Kaka’s ‘ Wanataka Kutumaliza’?
Did you see how Mulamwah gave us Tea and Mandazi?
Have you seen all the comedians, Content creators and influencers?
I told you it will be Big Mama!

We matched forward Mama Slowly and peacefully Like you told me
We said we were peaceful
They rattled us with teargas and water canons Mama
We coughed, cried and chocked to the smoke but still matched on
We matched amidst the sting of that pink water they sprayed on us with those beastly vehicles
But nothing was more painful than hearing them pass that draconian punitive Bill Mama.
Remember how you used to forcefully give us porridge by locking us between your legs, pinching our noses then pouring a tone of porridge in our forcibly opened mouth?
Leaving us with two choices; swallowing or choking to death?
That’s what they did to us yesterday Mama
But unlike in the past, today’s child chose the latter; death!

We approached the parliament as promised.
We eventually occupied Parliament Mama
Albeit briefly.
The wall gave in and we entered.
I’m sorry I did not taste the rice
As some did Mama
All I tasted was the bullets Mama
They sprayed me with bullets Mama,
That’s why i won’t come home.
My battle is over Mama
But not the revolutionary war.

[Nkatha Mbaya @knmbaya]

@C_NyaKundiH He has 20M more marked for this Sunday!

[Nkatha Mbaya @knmbaya]

#RejectFinanceBill2024

[Nkatha Mbaya @knmbaya]

@marto254_ @Honeyfarsafi Very nice. This guy did not come here to play!

[Nkatha Mbaya @knmbaya]

@C_NyaKundiH @KenyaPower_Care wants us to all buy generators..

[Nkatha Mbaya @knmbaya]

@drp297 @DGlaucomflecken I thought I was the only one with a Sudoku book 😂

[Nkatha Mbaya @knmbaya]

#WCA2024
#howtoendaconference
#marrakechherewecome
#KSA_AnaesthesiaKenya
#Anaesthesia_KE
#Singapore

[Nkatha Mbaya @knmbaya]

@kenya_power Black out since 9.30pm at Iruma ,24405136