knots

fucker

[knots @knotsuchan]

when u bait too hard

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[Dr. Bооb @freezingflesh]

that smell isn’t me. I still got 15 minutes left of my 96 hour deodorant

[Is Spooky. @thevoidopens]

If you're mad about women taking over men's hobbies, go take over women's hobbies. Go read Shoujo manga and post about how you want to fuck the female leads. Men used to do that, men like Hideaki Anno and Kinoko Nasu, and those guys made some pretty good stuff.

[frxsty 💛🤍💜🖤 @frxstbytez]

You were supposed to watch Evangelion when you were 13-16 if u didn’t see it yet it’s over don’t bother

[nia @loserdykecore]

this might be my favorite south park tweet ever

[🗣Elbows Up!🍁 @ShipWreck56]

People need to understand this

[Agravain @IncarnatedFiend]

Game looks fire, don't know what the hell you all are complaining about

[forbiden widsom @powcampsurvivor]

charlie kirk died and became a concept and now candace owens is trapped in a never ending loop of suffering trying to bring him peace. she’s the homura to his madoka.

[knots @knotsuchan]

I went to the dentist so you don't have to

[Prof. Chise @profchise]

The average anime taste has declined so much that mainstream anime of the past are now considered niche.

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

ex-wife took the fucking pronouns in the divorce. Can’t even refer to anymore. Is fucking bullshit. Literally can go fuck self

[hannah @newermess]

in my culture we HATE GRANDMA!!!!!!!!! family means NOTHING and we NEVER EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[yoshimi battles dracula @nise_yoshimi]

Japanese cartoons used to say things like "but, even if life is a struggle - but! You must follow your own will". now they say things like "if I use the Ring of Attraction my elf wives will forgive me for seducing the level 65 dungeon boss"

[˚.⋆꒰১ ໒꒱⋆.˚ @deettarded]

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