Hannah Knott

a hot mess, but can clean up well

[Hannah Knott @knottaflower]

@Simone_Biles Endlessly proud of you. You’re an example to trauma survivors everywhere - do what is right for your body and your brain. It’s the hardest decision you can make and so many people won’t understand - but the ones who do are here and we are so proud and thankful for you🤍

[Chris 🔺$SUPER👨🏾‍💻🇦🇷🇳🇬 @Penged_]

I’ll go 2-3 days without spending money and be proud of myself then blow $500 in one hour on the 4th day 😂

[scorpio 🦂🎀🎉 @rayminajj]

If we’re dating, I want to be your second priority. I want your first priority to be you, your ambitions, your life, and your future, stay focused! I want the best for you. Don’t let me be your distraction, let me be your motivation, your support, and your help to GROW.

[Allie Levitan @alliegeelev]

Me all week: 🤬🤬🤬😡😡😡😓😓😓😓😰😰😱😱😨😨😨🥶🤯🥵😭😭😱😫👹👹👹👹👹👹🤒🤒👿👿🥱🥱🥱😱😱🥶🥶🥶🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

Me during the 45 minutes that I pay for therapy: 🤠

[z @zziak22]

need a weighted blanket so heavy that it crushes my bones and I disintegrate into mere dust, settling back into the earth from whence i came

[Bijon @_BijonMonay]

I AM TIRED OF THE PATRON HAND SANITIZER

[kayla @baz00per]

pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed

[Hannah Knott @knottaflower]

Lol just remembered I used to get distracted and lose my dad in Walmart....and then go to the customer service desk and have him paged like a little errand boy.

[human aaron @humanaaron]

Behind every great man is the drawer I need to get into why are you even in the kitchen right now

[Rob the Geek (gay pride emoji) @rob_thegeek]

[My funeral]

Boss: *solemnly placing his hand on my casket and sobbing* how could you do this to me we are so understaffed today

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

oh to be a baby without object permanence. i’ve seen enough

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

an escape room, but it’s just your thoughts. good luck

[AIDA @shutupaida]

maya rudolph bout to eat eat

[aubrey @aubreybell]

if I say "I could eat" we’ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person

[Jon @ArfMeasures]

Her: I actually think Ratatouille is a boring movie

Me *shakes head at waiter bringing the engagement ring*

[Charyse 💜⁷|| hip hop phile and 134340 live @c_diazepine]

"It's a pandemic, baby" I whisper to myself as I hit 'purchase' to saturate my serotonin and dopamine receptors