Jesus Shuttlesworth

serious to knock knock jokes real quick #313forever

[Jesus Shuttlesworth @kobewankenob]

@snarkylicious @EyeOnUtah @KyleKorver This is beautiful dialogue and it’s what we need more of in America today

[Dr. Bryan Leyva @DrBryanLeyva]

Pediatrician here. I want people to know that death by firearm is not rare in kids. In fact, it has been the #1 cause death in this age group since 2020. In 2020 alone, 4300 children died from firearms. That’s equivalent to one Boeing 747 plane crash every month for 9 months.

[Jesus Shuttlesworth @kobewankenob]

Man I’m so happy for Stafford :,)

[Jesus Shuttlesworth @kobewankenob]

Lmao I love seeing the cowboys lose like this

[Jesus Shuttlesworth @kobewankenob]

@mayaghandour You should just legally change your name to Maya Papaya. Do it for your Twitter fans pls

[FOX 2 Detroit @FOX2News]

BREAKING: Be on the Lookout Order issued for James, Jennifer Crumbley, parents of accused Oxford High School shooter
https://t.co/wI6LKAwLdb

[HiImRanier @Ranier7Sicat]

Steph Curry trying to get open for three:😂

[Molly Jong-Fast @MollyJongFast]

My favorite holiday tradition

[Jesus Shuttlesworth @kobewankenob]

Hang this in the Louvre 🔥

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

This photo of Curry is tough 🥶

(via @_JordanJimenez)

[Colb @___Colb___]

Adam Silver turned James Harden into John Salmons with one rule change.

[KENNY BEECHAM @KOT4Q]

This Stephen Curry’s version of the Eyes Closed Free Throw Line Bet

[Andrew R @ExcelPope]

Person 1: The glass is 1/2 full

Person 2: The glass is 1/2 empty

Excel: The glass is the 1st of February

[jason concepcion @netw3rk]

kyrie in two weeks

[Jesus Shuttlesworth @kobewankenob]

@mayaghandour He really likes baby cucumbers bc they don’t hurt when strangers drop them on your feet cmon Maya the justification is right there

[Momo Khan @momo_khan18]

Bro we both were born in Michigan 😭

[evan nicole brown @theevanarysays]

I think everybody deserves 6 months off of work to focus on the world crumbling around us, maybe more

[ConfiscateStarLink Thomas Howard @ThmsHoward]

@RBReich

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

So let me get this straight: Republican legislators want to arm teachers to protect students from school shooters, but don't want teachers to wear masks to protect students from a deadly virus?

[Lucia Pradella @LuGuangMing]

You're not going to whitewash 20 years of brutal occupation with these cheap propaganda pictures.

[Basketball Ground @BBallGround]

Nobody:

Me: walking through the crib alone