Martin Hastie

I've co-written some stories in No More Fairy Tales: Stories to Save Our Planet, an anthology aimed at COP27. No doom and gloom, all positive. Link below.

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I've written a piece about how I came to be involved in a fantastic new anthology aimed at tackling climate change @GreenstoriesUK #COP27
https://t.co/1dhtDMV9W8

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The anthology I edited with @stevewi29193475 #NoMoreFairyTales has had several wins lately. It's on https://t.co/YbbA4psDer of top 20 books to inspire #ClimateAction and is June's #ClimateSolutions #BookClub choice. Subscribe here https://t.co/yTrkMssJ5o

#Clifi @koeman81

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@SkySportsNews And there will be no comeback and Salisbury will just carry on reffing and on and on we go until the next completely pointless apology

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I'm now in favour of that breakaway super league. Enjoy your little league with no way in or out and let the rest of us get on with proper football #nffc

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Man Utd haven't lost from being 1-0 up at half time since 1984. Funny that #nffc

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And the worst thing is we now have to listen to the fucking PGMOL pretending it was the right decision #nffc

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Surely the last game Michael Salisbury will ever referee at the top level #nffc

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I mean. What is even the point. Just blow up now ref, you've got the result you wanted #nffc

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Worst decision in football history. Old Trafford. Cheating, pure and fucking simple. Corruption. Bullshit. Disgrace. #nffc

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@tSHandJ clip suggestion, news headlines at 1.04 -
sounds like the defence secretary is threatening a man who stole a handbag

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@ArfurSmith She was so good.

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Here's an interview I did for the publisher of the climate change anthology I worked on a couple of years ago: https://t.co/q3uadvPeNk
Not an April Fool, by the way.

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@StreathamRovers @TreborRhurbarb @KieranMaguire Imagine if losing a court case to Kieran Maguire puts you over the PSR limit

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@tSHandJ Bill Werbeniuk to first slip

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@JamesAHogg2 Wonderful stuff. The original mispronunciation sketch was written by the great David Nobbs.

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@Forest_No_22 I thought he said Shevchenko, had to rewind that a couple of times.

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@tSHandJ Yorker Song

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@tSHandJ the long-term listeners all know it was Kenny Ball, lads

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NORM: Er, excuse me, I was sitting there.

YUPPIE: There was no-one here when we came in.

NORM: No, I mean yesterday. And really since the Ford administration

RIP George Wendt

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@tSHandJ re: finding your level, I won a Center Parcs snooker tournament in my mid-20s. Most of the opposition were kids, but you can only beat what's put in front of you and I still wear the medal with pride (ps wouldn't mind a nickname either - Martin Hastie)

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@tSHandJ maybe Geoff could retire his toppers?