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[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[steve @unkatron]

I’ve shot ropes in places you wouldn’t hang yourself with one

[i like food @messedupfoods]

straight from the source

[. @koinuxp]

@Gddvvy @bronyzahhak @ZealousDL @tteoktokki_ mf just saying anything

[cabby @cabby]

When it’s July 1st but your friends still gay

[癒しの動物 @animalkyat]

実家の母に「猫元気してる？」とラインしたら送られてきた写真見て

[Pepsi @pepsi]

Crack me. Sip me. Tease me. Taste me. But please don’t shake me.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘Teen Titans GO!’ star LeBron James is leaving the Lakers.

[gatos fazendo gatices @gatinarios]

minha casa alagou mas meu gato tá ajudando aqui

[Matteo @stealth_riot]

A trans flag that transitions we’ve been brutually outwoked by the da vinki twins

[SiliGremlin @SiliGremlin]

Whattt,,,,, what do u want,,, why are u pokin me,,,, what u doin that for,,, ,,

[🪱 benny worm 🪱 @bennywormcat]

your laughy. mine bowl has been empty for. 8 hundered years. and youre laughy

[Zeeti @DJZeeti]

Being from NYC we take for granted how good our Pizza is .. cuz once you leave the city you realize they be eating some bullshit

[もふーん @Mofu_ow]

韓国サーバーにEminemいた

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So my dad has been ending every phone call with "stay dangerous" instead of "goodbye" for like six months now. We all thought he was just being a weird dad. Turns out he's been mishearing the ending of a podcast he listens to. The host says "stay curious" but my dad is slightly deaf in one ear. He's been going around telling his coworkers, my grandmother, and apparently his DOCTOR to "stay dangerous" this entire time. My mom only found out because his doctor called to check if everything was okay at home. My dad has now decided he likes his version better and refuses to stop. Yesterday he told a nun to stay dangerous.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[ULLLTIMMAAAAA🍉🇵🇸|#TENOÍ! @Ultima_Undead]

“AMY IS SONIC’s GF!”

“NO BLAZE IS HIS TRUE LOVE!”

Hatsune Miku for some reason:

[💤🐱 @DreamKittu]

MIKU IS SONIC’s WHAT

[Jdab @JDabz87]

“Knicks in five” is New York for “peace be with you”