Rachel Marron

It would be a terrible mistake to go through life thinking that people are the sum total of what you see.

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

He talks the talk and walks the walk. @egoldie80 - your 2022 Grill Master will grill steaks for you and your family at YOUR house. Brought to you by @DoddCamera

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[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Ban Viagra.
If pregnancy is “God’s will”, so is impotence.

[Rachel Marron @kokel1]

@mikeryan any update on Cocoon or the Hurricane Katrina script?

[The Academy @TheAcademy]

The Oscar for Best Picture goes to... #Oscars

[Rachel Marron @kokel1]

@KinderhookFox Almost daily my fiancé mentions how badly he wants your book to be done. He is reading president bios in order & refuses to read anything that’s currently in print. I will be your first preorder 🤞🏻📖

[Rachel Marron @kokel1]

@SeanFennessey I agree with you & Amanda but isn’t there no such thing as bad press? Is there a part of the Best Actor shock that helps bring more outsiders to the Oscar conversation? Was moving that award to last a calculated risk that Soderbergh knew would pay off either way?

[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

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[ESPN Cleveland @ESPNCleveland]

Today is a special day on RBS. We are raising money for Aliyah, through Make-A-Wish for a trip to Hawaii. The goal is $10,000.

Donate here: https://t.co/7WsyVEyiSf

[Rachel Marron @kokel1]

@BryanWebb I’m a little sad he brought cats into but I feel this.

[Rachel Marron @kokel1]

@Joanna_Renee Only if your dinner was at 3:00 pm

[Rachel Marron @kokel1]

New obsession: couples fighting in airports.

[Rachel Marron @kokel1]

Things that make me feel fancy: buying chicken at the meat counter instead of prepackaged. #thisis27

[Rachel Marron @kokel1]

Nothing says Happy Valentine’s Day like seeing a DUI test in progress outside of a Burger King. Cheers mate.

[Rachel Marron @kokel1]

I strategically go to @Petco at the same time as puppy training.
There I said it.

[Rachel Marron @kokel1]

Why I can’t be trusted as an adult:
Laid down and set my alarm for a 20 min nap. Then I unconsciously snoozed and deleted said alarm and now it’s been an hour and a half.

[Rachel Marron @kokel1]

@BryanWebb You could follow my lead and just fall asleep on your couch for two hours then wake up at 8pm like wtf did I just do....

[Rachel Marron @kokel1]

Here I am, sobbing over Strange Inheritance story of the sweet old farmer man that collected rare and antique tractors 🚜😭

[Rachel Marron @kokel1]

2018 is a new year and hell is just a sauna.

[Rachel Marron @kokel1]

@rachkirg Truuuu BUT darker the berry, sweeter the juice

[Rachel Marron @kokel1]

@jk_rowling - please help, debating with @_ike_ill about the memories for a pensieve. If you tried, could you ingest a memory or not? #nerdproblems