Kolby

Seeking wisdom, guidance or advise? Keep looking. I cant help u with that.

[Kolby @kolbyfletcher]

What the heck @TimHortons, you killed my smiley cookie! #awe #sniffle #ripcookie

[Kolby @kolbyfletcher]

You know your getting old when you begin to appreciate puns.

[Kolby @kolbyfletcher]

So sweaty in these jeans I feel like one of the Soggy Bottom Boys. #manofconstantsorrow

[Kolby @kolbyfletcher]

Don Cherry is wearing a giant salt water taffy tonight. #NHLplayoffs

[Kolby @kolbyfletcher]

tweets

[Kolby @kolbyfletcher]

I hate it when there's something good you wanna tweet but 140 characters isn't enough. So, for it to make sense you have to send it in two

[Kolby @kolbyfletcher]

Being old is EXACTLY like being drunk... all the time... on hard liquor

[Kolby @kolbyfletcher]

First of all, who is this Murphy guy?
Secondly, how does one get a job making silly laws?

[Kolby @kolbyfletcher]

There's nothing like waking up to the sweet sound of lawnmowers and chainsaws in the morning. Must be spring

[Kolby @kolbyfletcher]

Fact: it is a requirement that a person must be at least 106 years old to drive a Buick.

[Kolby @kolbyfletcher]

It's definitely time to buy groceries when you resort to using the end pieces of the bread to make a sandwich.

[Kolby @kolbyfletcher]

What's the point of having a cookie jar if there isn't even any cookies in it.

[Kolby @kolbyfletcher]

@CityofRegina Holy pot holes Batman!

[Kolby @kolbyfletcher]

If only finals were optional

[Kolby @kolbyfletcher]

Ex) I know HOW to do laundry, but still leave empty pack of gum in my jeans, now there's trillion tiny bits of cardboard on my clean clothes

[Kolby @kolbyfletcher]

Knowledge does NOT equal ability.

[Steffanie @steffaniemackie]

@kolbyfletcher POLO!

[Kolby @kolbyfletcher]

MARCO!

[Kolby @kolbyfletcher]

Don't knock it till you've tried it. Unless it somehow insulted you... Then go ahead and knock that bitch out!

[Kolby @kolbyfletcher]

@yanoimfresh yes, but not the same bbc videos that you're familiar with. British Broadcasting Corporation #sillybrits