Sam Kolterman

[JohnRiggs @johnblueriggs]

Your dad had this alarm clock.

[slommy @xcinseri]

nice led headlights you fucking piece of shit

[Erik Emerson @CoachEmersonHHS]

@HuskersGameday A legend! Alex Shada

[Dylan Palacio @greentoepalacio]

I Have Been So Blessed With Bitcoin Recently That I Would Like To Pass It On To Those Who Are Struggling During The Pandemic. If You Have Any Bills Unpaid Or Have Rent Overdue. Please Just Retweet This Tweet And DM Me A Picture Of A Bill You Need Paid. Happy Holidays Everyone.

[Keith Duncan @keithdunc3]

It’s cornhole, not bags

[Runza Restaurants @Runza]

Your groutfit called. It needs these. Like & RT for the chance to #win a pair of sweatpant joggers.

[kim @KimmyMonte]

this dog literally failed every single test thrown at him to become a service dog and i am scream laughing. but imho he’s still a very very good boy.

[DC @draftcheat]

XFL sucks... but what about XLB?

• PEDs allowed
• Steal all the signs you want
• No punishments for beanings or mound charging
• Metal bats
• Baserunners are out if you hit them with baseball
• All home runs must be bat flipped
• Pete Rose is commissioner

[Peyton Lewis @plewisbaseball]

It’s done! I will accept retweets to win this canvas until Sunday night at midnight. Winner will be announced Monday 2/17 at 6:00 pm CST. “Follows” will also get your name in the hat (double your odds). Good luck and MayTFBWY! @themandalorian @disneyplus @starwars

[Sam Kolterman @kolterman_sam]

The reason we can’t figure out who is flying the drones is because the drones are actually flying themselves and it’s the rise of robots taking over the world.

[Sam Kolterman @kolterman_sam]

@Runza @kbennett_1 4,286,164

[Runza Restaurants @Runza]

Can you guess how many #Runzas we sold this year? The first person closest will #win a Free Combo Meal each week for all of 2020. Like, RT & get guessing #Runzatics 🎉

[Aaron Allen @allena2019]

Firm believer that we should have two Olympic Games. One for people that are natural. Then another for people on juice then we can really see what a human can do.

[Sheldon Johnson @SRoyceJ]

@bomarkm1 @wahoopublic Bomar created one of the best offensive formations I have ever been apart of. It was diamond formation but @kolterman_sam @jack__sutton_ and @_zane_bennett were all around @nick_oden10 at QB and the best part was I got to snap the ball with @BlakeLacey1 playing guard next to me.

[Sam Kolterman @kolterman_sam]

@SRoyceJ @bomarkm1 @wahoopublic @jack__sutton_ @_zane_bennett @nick_oden10 @BlakeLacey1 Meanest offensive guard I’ve ever seen go through Wahoo.

[Sam Kolterman @kolterman_sam]

@RMHATC I see I need to improve

[kate custis @kates_akeeper]

Working 8-5 has lead me to create a new game (that I play solely with myself) which consists of seeing how long can I wait until I take my lunch break so the second half of my day is shorter than the first

[Sam Kolterman @kolterman_sam]

@NENextt The hometown homies @jack__sutton_ @cadenjohnson53