carol

please be nice to me online

[Bhoomika @bhoomikacodes]

i'm the API between claude and my manager

[cj @futurevictim_]

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard

[carol @kopcar_]

Sam Darnold is actually the truth

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

"Car 2" Premier today fun and entertaining

[Losing it @prophethusband]

Me: (Mumbling as boss approaches my desk) i’ll kill myself in front of you if you ask me to do a single thing I swear to god
Boss: Hey can you email me that thing
Me: Oh for sure playa. No doubt

[carol @kopcar_]

@kickiniteasy @boomshankah @MNateShyamalan Genuine question: where do you get good pizza in Boston? I’ve tried so many and haven’t found a good one

[carol @kopcar_]

Watching a tiktok live of this cat is the only thing keeping me going

[carol @kopcar_]

Obvious bait from a vile person

[Grace 🌾 @graceisforyou]

Gay “marriage” is bad for society and this shouldn’t be controversial.

The state has a vested interest in heterosexual marriage bc *only* these unions produce new citizens *and* provide the environment that gives children the best chance to thrive — w/ a bio father & mother.

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

imprisoned for tiny crimes

[carol @kopcar_]

constantly fighting the urge to buy a $100 plain sweatshirt. can’t let Instagram ads win

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

republicans will be like “gay marriage just doesn’t follow the traditional definition of marriage” and then cheat on their third wife

[carol @kopcar_]

i hate this man

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

Sen. Ted Cruz says he believes the US Supreme Court was "clearly wrong" in its landmark 2015 ruling that legalized same-sex marriage https://t.co/TM1trfEILS

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Vessel For Male Sexual Gratification Very Sad Today https://t.co/RergJ5Oj5a

[carol @kopcar_]

extremely unhinged tweet

[Steve King @SteveKingIA]

I spent Juneteenth all day in the hot sun hoeing and pulling weeds and thinking about what it would have been like to have been a slave. At the end of the day, I thought about what it would be like to be an aborted baby. I got to see the sunrise and the sunset.

[carol @kopcar_]

I’m not bad at driving because I’m a woman I’m bad at driving because I’m very dumb

[carol @kopcar_]

i’m a simple girl, if you’re mad at me i’ll kill myself

[carol @kopcar_]

losing my FREAKING mind over all of the Southie puppies

[carol @kopcar_]

@e_n_mcg bet that one hurts hufflepuff

[carol @kopcar_]

@joey4harrell Yeah fuck those poor babies!!¡!!!

[carol @kopcar_]

@e_n_mcg