Rohit Kumaravelan

I have no idea what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, really well.

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@purrrinita Hahahahaha "I have the opposite medical condition" killed me

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@Ak1wnl Iconic

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@ypatil16_gooner @cheembeam @midhunnair18 She was teaching her how to park for life

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@ypatil16_gooner @SwearingSport @PurelyFootball Sagar bhojane if he every takes a throw in

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@ypatil16_gooner @TheInsiderPaper @midhunnair18 Dude I saw this a couple hours ago. If I saw this in real life, I'd stop going to supermarkets

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@ypatil16_gooner @InternetHOF_ Words of wisdom

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@Abhijith_Noir You while overtaking him

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@thevirdas My personal favourite is the girl with the lotus tattoo

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@nit__ya Don't forget used for holi. And some t-shirts, the lucky ones, get passed on to younder siblings instead of pocha

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@ypatil16_gooner @MrBeastYT Start of a journey here

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@Abhijith_Noir @GooglePay Especially during a year when we got to barely go out and spend

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Due to lack of social interaction these past few months, people seem to have become friendlier. My Uber driver told me his life story and made me save his number. So I might not know many things, but I know how often Sanjay from Uber visits his hometown.

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@nit__ya Hahaha I saw the same thing and searched in other places to check if it's true

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@ypatil16_gooner Oh the issue was resolved. But that was because there was a better engineer on the other side

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My father was talking to his service provider for some problem and the guy started to use technical terms. So my father says, "My son is a telecom engineer. You explain this to him". With that, he gives the phone to me. As soon as the guy begins his explanation,

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To this the guy replies "I am an engineer too, who is working in a call center. I don't know this technical stuff. I'm just reading it off the screen." So we agreed that he would read it and I would pretend to understand so we can feel like engineers for a day.

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I go, "If I have had a surgery, you wouldn't expect me to perform it on someone else, would you? Similarly, engineering was done to me, I didn't do it".

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You know how our parents and grandparents told stories of their childhood struggles by describing how they had to walk barefoot all the way from earth to mars for attending school? This virus is going to be our struggle story to tell the next generation.

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@nit__ya Abba also works

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My kindergarten teacher was afraid I had learning disability. I never understood how she figured that out or what her expectations were from me, because kindergartners aren't supposed to be Einsteins. All they need to do is eat mud and not die, which I achieved.

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@ypatil16_gooner Scam 1992

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Watching a movie/show with family is the most wholesome experience ever. But at the same time, when a sex scene comes on, it turns into the most awkward moment.