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[Huduma Manda @hudumaManda]

Ilikuwa tishoo ya Xysist oya 😂😂

[Muli Travels @muli_brian_]

@NafunaOkemwa Brothers in semen

[^ @whisperandwords]

don’t tell me “there’s other fish in the sea” those fishes don’t do what my fish does, they don’t even look like my fish. my fish swims a little different, kinda sideways, a little autistic. i like that fish. i want that fish

[Kakuzi @RealKakuzi]

MC Fullstop to his son.

[Grandson @Isaac304ktrey]

Ukijaribu kufly Tesla yako huko Pipeline

[Kijana ya KarU @kiprop_haron]

"We ingia kwa gari mzigo ntakuekea kwa boot" 😂

[Randy Orton @RandyOrton]

💪🏼

[BUSH @Bush200004]

Alex Mutungi Mutuku is a 37-year-old Kenyan man, a computer programmer and IT expert who became notorious as one of Kenya's most prolific cybercriminals.

Born in Machakos in 1989, Mutuku was a naturally gifted student who graduated from the University of Nairobi with a Bachelor's degree in Information Systems.

However, instead of building a legitimate tech career, he used his advanced coding skills to infiltrate some of the largest government registries and financial institutions in Kenya.

Between August 2 and 5, 2014, the 25-year-old Alex Mutungi Mutuku and his accomplices breached NCBA Bank Kenya's (then operating as NIC Bank) main core database.

According to court documents, the syndicate successfully siphoned Sh2.88 million out of the bank's internal systems.

During the intrusion, Mutuku copied deeply confidential customer databases, including account numbers, personal balances, and credential logs.

On December 18, 2014, Mutuku sent a chilling anonymous email directly to NIC Bank's executive suite. He stated that he held their entire customer directory and threatened to release the proprietary data onto public hacker forums unless the bank paid him 200 Bitcoins, which was valued at roughly Sh6.2 million at the time.

Instead of paying, the bank looped in the DCI’s Cybercrime Unit. Investigators tracked the digital extortion trail back to Mutuku and his co-accused, Stanley Kimeu Mutua. Mutuku was arrested in January 2015 and released on a Sh700,000 cash bail, only to immediately pivot to his next target.

Just weeks after getting out on bail for the NIC Bank heist, Mutuku targeted Safaricom's convergent billing and inventory systems between February and March 2015.

Rather than stealing M-Pesa cash, Mutuku breached Safaricom's backend servers to generate millions of shillings worth of free electronic airtime out of thin air. Court documents later pinned the total system damage at Sh3.69 million.

To monetize the virtual airtime quickly, Mutuku created an underground black market. He told friends, relatives, and buyers that he could supply bulk airtime at a 50% discount.

According to Safaricom's account in their court documents, Safaricom realized something was heavily wrong when their automated audit logs flagged massive discrepancies in airtime volumes. The telco aggressively used serial number tracking to map out the distribution network, which shockingly led them to block over 10,000 everyday subscribers who had purchased or received the tainted airtime.

When DCI officers tracked the code back to him at Parklands Police Station, Mutuku tried to outsmart the court. He claimed he was just an innocent app developer who stumbled on discounted airtime in the market, arguing that Safaricom was simply pinning the entire hack on him because they knew he already had an active cyber-fraud case with NIC Bank.

Between March 1, 2015, and March 1, 2017, Mutuku, together with a cross-border syndicate quietly siphoned billions from the KRA.

The syndicate colluded with rogue KRA staff members who physically brought a laptop pre-loaded with customized malware into Times Tower (KRA Headquarters in Nairobi). They connected it directly to the local network and hid it away.

The hackers used a technique called a salami attack. Instead of moving Sh4 billion in one massive transaction, their malware silently shaved off tiny, imperceptible fractions of a shilling or small tax amounts across hundreds of thousands of digital transactions over a two-year window.

The hidden network access allowed the mastermind, Mutuku, to use remote-control software from outside the building. He would log into KRA's internal servers to manipulate tax records, clearing genuine tax balances for massive corporations in exchange for huge kickbacks, or redirecting minor daily revenue splits into private syndicate accounts.

[Erick Munene @cobranesh]

Address us as who? Even our president can't address us.

[♻️ @imnyambu]

South Africans watching Kenyans switching there attention to USA😂😂

[س⋅🐾 @eyeconicpanda]

“Go beck to your kentry” is begging for foreigner events

[Arap Maina @EladioMK]

So mzae akinigawia food yake kitambo was a way of saying kama ni kuenda tunaende wote
Women bro

[Gaviria @Luciano420_M]

Tanzanias watching Kenyans and South Africans beef in English

[OPUK™ @JakindaKE]

Our first meet up and this South African lady is saying she's allergic to latex.

[MICHAEL SCOFIELD @manjaymoh254]

Get your country a name first. We can't be beefing with a compass direction to Atlantic ocean

[WIG @neon370828]

" You have been senteced to death by electrocution"

Nigerians :👇

[B☆ @BrianHimself___]

I am a 28M chilled guy dating a 23F student. So i stay at home, mamaa stays in Juja(ako final semester).So jana we talking na mamaa so akasema wacha anishow kitu flani ilimhappenia story goes like this, Mamaa akiwa juja this weekend she met some majaa walikuwa wanajuana kitambo

[Daisy Ndemo @Tutu_lips_]

Ovacado with any meal 😂😂😂

[CIA Antoh @Antohny_gb]

Ukiwa kidnapped alafu uone Kwaheri kenya