Korstem

you betcha. 3 time winner of most times shoved in a trash can

[👨🏽‍🎤 @nakermonkee]

If they came out with a tortilla chip that had all of my daily vitamins and nutrients things would just be different for me

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

why are there so many movies about superheroes but only one movie about an emperor who gets transformed into a llama

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

fuck 2023 I wanna slip into the next dimension and fight God

[Korstem @korstemmalgory]

@oldkingcole12 @ThatBlackmon what’s it gonna do? fly higher into the sky?

[Korstem @korstemmalgory]

@leyafranklin longtime contender that frothy monkey is so bad : )

[… @lurkmenistan69]

microdosing hell every morning by waking up in my own mind and body

[Korstem @korstemmalgory]

@memesiwish raisin

[keta @keta_mean_]

i'm so annoyed that 'vermilion' is a shade of red. it's obviously meant to be a shade a green. english frustrates me and no i will not explain.

[Korstem @korstemmalgory]

@WakandanDrip @kierpanda this is amazing im so happy for you!! congrats!

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

The “pro life” SCOTUS rules 6-3 that states have a right to execute Americans who were wrongfully convicted due to ineffective legal counsel, even in light of new evidence.

This is tyranny. Horrific.

It was never about life. It was always about control.
https://t.co/tM4SFQSCuk

[Frank Jordon 🍷 @Frankiexii]

don’t invite me to yo crib if yo floors gone season da bottom of my feet

[Road Dog Karl @HammerFist3]

so you’re telling me a crab ran this goon ?

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Beer should be 80 percent alcohol and 1 calorie and weed should kill you instantly first try.

[grovy @grovymango]

the ocean is soup

[Korstem @korstemmalgory]

@leyafranklin pls share w me

[Olly iConic @OllyiConic]

[uses the term ‘balls deep’ six times during a job interview at khols]