Bobby Baklava

Engineer @ C Blake Studios & keys in a band called

[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Fans caught Zohran Mamdani (@NYCMayor) out at the bar in NYC watching the Knicks game last night. He looked like every Knicks fan in New York after that wild win.

Inside Peg’s Cavalier in Queens, the mayor and a packed crowd erupted as the Knicks pulled off a historic NBA playoff comeback as NYC comes together.

[Bobby Baklava @KostaJohnson]

lol idk if his first 2 wives would describe his affairs as “being of a successful marriage”. Can’t really get to no.3 if 1 or 2 is successful

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Today is Pete Hegeseth’s 46th birthday. Here are some FACTS you won’t hear from the news:

7 kids
3 successful marriages
1 term as Secretary of State

The corporate media won’t wish him a happy birthday because they hate the traditional nuclear family

[mary @elaine_stritch]

i saw goody proctor using ai

[Bobby Baklava @KostaJohnson]

YES! The future is here. Please come take a recording and map of the inside of my home (when it’s dirty 🥰). Since I pay $0 I know that data won’t go anywhere but your learning models. No one would ever wanna buy or steal that data. Very safe!

[shift @joinshiftX]

Today, we're launching shift. We're starting by cleaning your apartment in New York City, for free.

Here's how it works. Book a shift cleaning. A vetted shift operator comes to your home wearing one of our devices. They clean. They leave. You pay nothing.

In exchange, we record the cleaning. Robotics is being built on data about how people do daily tasks, and the value of that recording is what funds the service. Anything personal in it is anonymized before the recording is processed.

By now, you have heard about the shift to AI more times than you can count. About the shift toward you, the part where you actually feel it, you have heard almost nothing. Shift is what starts to make it concrete, in specific cities, with specific services.

Today, cleaning in New York. Soon, handymen, repairs, and errands across the globe. And this is just one side of shift, with more on the way.

Comment “shift” and we’ll send you an early access link.

[Bobby Baklava @KostaJohnson]

Lmao the CONFIDENCE to put “you’re” instead of “your” in all caps while you puff YOU’RE chest out. I’m cackling. What a LOOSER

[Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson]

Oh, Hillary. Hillary, Hillary. You ignorant slut.

As the Senior Military Aide to President Bill Clinton, YOU’RE military aide — the officer who carried the nuclear football in and out of the White House every single day — I saw the “people’s house” up close alongside you. @HillaryClinton

Spare us the sanctimonious lectures. And turn on your replies, coward.

When you and Bill left in January 2001, your staff ransacked the place. Remember?

“W” keys ripped off every keyboard. Phone lines cut. Desk drawers glued shut. Obscene voicemails and vulgar graffiti left behind.

Presidential seals and silverware stolen. Furniture damaged. The GAO confirmed the vandalism and theft. It wasn’t “transition friction” — it was a disgrace.

You trashed the People’s House on your way out the door and now you’re clutching pearls over Trump?

I remember, Hillary. I was there. Remember?

The hypocrisy is Olympic-level, Ms. Clinton. And you know it! You of ALL people know it!

The American people have long memories. Especially this one! Me!

We remember who actually looted the place.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​���​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ Shut up and color.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

My plan for solving the housing crisis:

1. Arrest Hasan Piker
2. Name every street after Charlie Kirk
3. Nationwide ban on the 3 trans athletes that play volleyball

[Cassandra MacDonald @CassandraRules]

Really think about this. Small rural kentucky race. Consequential for a foreign nation. Sit with that for a minute.

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

Utah House speaker probably doing research on statute of limitation laws about now. Trump won’t always run the DOJ.

[Nicholas Kristof @NickKristof]

I appreciate the intense interest in my column. For skeptics, why not agree on Red Cross and lawyer visits for the 9,000 Palestinian "security" prisoners? If you think these abuse allegations are false, such monitoring visits would be protective. So why not?

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

MTG sacrificed her political career to stand against genocide, against Trump, against the Epstein Class, and to defend the survivors of Epstein’s trafficking. If that doesn’t earn credibility I don’t know what possibly could.

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

You do not hate the DOGE people enough. They were boys with toys breaking things they were too arrogant and lazy to understand.

[Bobby Baklava @KostaJohnson]

Most people don’t know this, but we have famously never amended the constitution. Thank you for raising awareness to that @BasedMikeLee

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

(1) Donald Trump won both the electoral college AND the popular vote—so if we did as Pete Buttigieg suggests, Trump would still be president.

(2) If you don’t like the electoral college, you don’t like the Constitution.

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

I’m sorry, but I’m not gonna be nicer about this. Neocon boomers are mortgaging my generations future by amassing trillions in debt, turning America into a pariah on the global stage, and getting our troops killed for another failing war.

I have to watch these neocons lie about the state of this war on TV every single day. Then, the moment I push back and assertively ask, “hey, what’s the actual goal here?” I have a legion of neocon boomers telling me I should know my place. Or I should wait my turn to talk with the grown ups.

Fuck that, genuinely.

I’m not claiming to have all of the answers or be all knowing. But young people deserve a seat at the table to fight for our interests as well. 95% of media is made up of boomers in suits who created these problems, and being nicer isn’t going to fix them.

[Bobby Baklava @KostaJohnson]

1) that’s just simply not true. 2) most of these legacy companies came from or survived an era where the top tax rate was like 80%! How do they explain that?

[@jason @Jason]

They’ve blown past 50% in taxes, and they plan to go straight to 60% — and eventually to 70%.

@ZohranKMamdani is a communist, and he will eventually use these emergency powers to seize your assets

… all these socialist lunatics know how to do is seize assets and redistribute them.

FIGHT THE POWER

[Bobby Baklava @KostaJohnson]

The health insurance system, as it exists, is not reformable. You cannot baby-step them into valuing human life over profit

[Mike Young @micyoung75]

"We're still gonna say no." That is a direct quote from a recorded call, a United employee discussing a pending appeal before it was filed.

A doctor reviewing the case concluded McNaughton's treatment was medically necessary and that reducing his doses risked colorectal cancer and hospitalization. United suppressed that report and sent the case back to the doctor who had already denied it. The medical director who signed the denial copied and pasted a nurse's recommendation and typed "agree."

United reported $20.1 billion in profit that year.

[Mike Young @micyoung75]

"We're still gonna say no." That is a direct quote from a recorded call, a United employee discussing a pending appeal before it was filed.

A doctor reviewing the case concluded McNaughton's treatment was medically necessary and that reducing his doses risked colorectal cancer and hospitalization. United suppressed that report and sent the case back to the doctor who had already denied it. The medical director who signed the denial copied and pasted a nurse's recommendation and typed "agree."

United reported $20.1 billion in profit that year.

[Bobby Baklava @KostaJohnson]

@Jason @hasanthehun @mehdirhasan So you think some random person who is “inspired by Hassan” managed to sneak themselves and a weapon into a WH sanctioned event? Come on dude

[Slava Malamud @SlavaMalamud]

Amazing how Trump managed to clean up the pool that was polluted by the evil Hussein Hussein while keeping the clouds exactly as they were back then.

[Bobby Baklava @KostaJohnson]

Literally capitalism my guy. Never ending profit growth is like a core tenet of modern capitalism

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I just don’t get why a billionaire needs to get involved in legacy/historic sports franchises and ruin them and make everybody hate his guts to squeeze out a couple more bucks? Stick with commodity trading. #selltheteam