my whole life consists of people asking me if i’ve seen this movie and me telling them no i haven’t seen that movie and then them telling me i should see that movie and then me telling them i’ll add it to the list but there is no list and i won’t watch that movie
My flight was delayed 3 hours so I was doing what any human does when they’re bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder & the guy behind me goes “ouch hard no for that one?” And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MAN I JUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA
today i not only learned that it is national boyfriend day today but i also learned that a lot of girls actually have boyfriends and a lot of boys are cuffed but they sure all fooled me!
This is just a PSA that I make a great wedding date. I’ll get drunk with you, I love to dance, and I’ll pretend to like that one family member that nobody gives a shit about
instead of waking up this morning to a “wyd” text from last night, i woke up to a 14 second long voicemail from this one guy rapping the lyrics to “i’m upset” by drake since i didn’t answer his phone call. i think i have a crush now because honestly a+ for creativity
a lady told me one time, “one day you’ll just be living your life and you’ll meet someone who is like the guy version of yourself; that’s how you’ll know.” & i 10/10 would recommend praying and waiting for that