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[Call Me Kman @kr02social]

@ARKNDJL @TJStats Now here’s a stat for ya

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

If anyone gets hit by lightning it’s me isn’t it

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Everytime I’ve been to Mexico everyone’s been lovely I don’t get all this bad attitude nonsense it’ll be fine

[canadian mbappé 🇨🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇫🇷 @hourlymbappe]

My predictions for Canada vs Morocco:

- Morocco leads 2-0 at halftime
- Kawhi gets subbed on in the 80th min and scores a hattrick
- Canada win 3-2

Thoughts??

[Evy Kwong @EVYSTADIUM]

imagine ronaldo’s last world cup game takes place in liberty village lmfao

[Call Me Kman @kr02social]

@JasonJacobson33 @gregbradyx “Carbon tax me harder daddy!” 😂

[Omega Ω Luke @OmegaLuke]

By far the best World Cup post I’ve seen yet!

[Jesse Tinsley @JesseTinsley]

Imagine telling someone in 1999…

The year is 2026.

The President is Donald Trump in his second non consecutive term.

The richest man in the world is PayPal cofounder Elon Musk… but not because of fintech or Paypal. Because of rockets, electric cars, AI, satellites, brain chips and something called “Boring Company”.

Apple is worth trillions but its main business isn’t computers… its selling glass rectangles everyone stares at for 9 hours a day.

People don’t watch TV. They watch teenagers explain geopolitics, finance, and relationship advice in ~60 second videos.

The biggest taxi company owns no taxis.
The biggest hotel company owns no hotels.
The most powerful media companies are social networks where everyone argues with strangers for free.

Kids are making millions filming themselves playing video games.

AI Robots write emails, code, legal memos, songs, essays, and breakup texts.

The internet is mostly bots arguing with humans who are trying to prove they aren’t bots.

You can summon a car, groceries, a doctor, a date, a private jet, or a dog walker from your phone.

People pay real money for invisible currencies, digital monkeys, AI girlfriends and pictures that disappear after 24 hours.

The richest companies in the world don’t sell oil, steel, or cars. They sell attention, compute, data, and addiction.

And somehow, after all of that everyone is still using Excel.

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

They already had these. It was called the 90s

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

England fans chanting “You’re shit but your birds are fit” towards the World Cup Croatia fans

10/10 banter

[Call Me Kman @kr02social]

@NickRTFM As a Canadian watching this game closely, I am VERY impressed with every aspect of their game so far 🔥

[Mark Mulroney 🇨🇦 @markmulroney]

What a terrible take.

You don’t have to agree with @elonmusk’s politics to recognize what he has accomplished.

When we become incapable of admiring extraordinary achievement because we dislike someone’s politics, what message are we sending to every entrepreneur and innovator?

[Call Me Kman @kr02social]

@TrungTPhan 😂

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Imagine accidentally hitting this car in a parking lot, having a moment where you go, “well at least it was a cheap Hyundai,” getting out of your car and realizing it’s a $800,000 Ferrari

[Call Me Kman @kr02social]

@trife76 @bpjzy 😂😂

[Kendall Baker @kendallbaker]

One of the wildest stats in sports:

This is the 46TH CONSECUTIVE SEASON in which a former teammate of Jaromir Jagr has appeared in the Stanley Cup Final.

This year, it's Golden Knights defenseman Rasmus Andersson, who played with Jágr in Calgary in 2017-18.

[Call Me Kman @kr02social]

@Fox_Automaton @rush4ever30 @BlueJaysWay25 @KeeganMatheson I’m likely missing something clear and obvious here but how does Sosa have a lower OBP than Batting Average?!

[New York Mets @Mets]

10 years ago today, the impossible happened.

@BColon40 | #LGM

[Call Me Kman @kr02social]

@OverDrive1050 @odognine2 😂 well played @CopetownWoods