Krampert

Florida Man, 6th-generation Transplant attorney, public servant, witticist, politico, girldadx3, Seminolex3, geek, trickster

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@AGGancarski I will give you one guess why Lawton Chiles didn’t need it. Similar reason JFK didn’t need Secret Service post-presidency.

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@MarcACaputo Can he pay his lawyers with almost double digits?

[Joe Pompliano @JoePompliano]

Say what you want about the Savannah Bananas, but the fact that Jesse Cole and his wife sold their house, went $1.8 million in debt, and slept on an air mattress in a garage to build what could be a billion-dollar business — that they still own 100% of — is genuinely amazing.

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@CollinRugg I guess zealot is now off the table as well if Pharisees is antisemitism.

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@ThomasSowell Donald Trump is trying to start World War 12.

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@LangmanVince Ma’am, please don’t forget your NPR tote bag in the overhead bin.

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@awstar11 @KurtSchlichter No boots on the ground, but paws are fine.

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@FSUNole21 Because orange man bad.

[Matthias Schmidt @eurofounder]

BREAKING: My sources in Brussels have confirmed the official EU response to the Iran conflict:

1. France has surrendered
2. Sweden offering asylum to both sides
3. Greece will ask Iran for a loan
4. Denmark offering Irani leaders free mental health counseling
5. No response from Spain (weekend)

More intel to follow soon

[𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎ @NiohBerg]

Imagine taking a time machine back to 2001 and telling these guys that the Apprentice host will be the one to bomb Iran.

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@PeterSchorschFL @newsservicefla Does this get yellow arrows for the PR flack shooting their shot for their client, but missing the target by a mile?

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@fineout @POLITICOPro Whatever you do, DO NOT say her name two more times.

[Cynical Publius @CynicalPublius]

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[Aesthetica @Anc_Aesthetics]

The closest we're going to ever get to a 10/10 show this decade

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@OwenBenjamin

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@DefiantLs

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@WatcherontheWeb @Anarseldain State eunuchs, not a new concept

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@DerrickEvans4WV The parade was planned for Trump’s birthday during the Biden administration, as it was the Army’s 250th anniversary. The Army and Trump were born on the same day, and it’s also Flag Day.

[Klara @klara_sjo]

"What if the ship of Theseus was sentient" is not a question I was prepared to grapple with today.

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

The AI boom may end up accidentally liberating people from technology. When you can't trust your eyes, your ears, your thoughts, when everything you experience online could be digitally false, when passwords, bank accounts, nothing is secure, you go offline. You only meet with others in real life. If robots exist you cut a body to see if it bleeds, you can show proof of humanity, you only trust those in your immediate circles, and before you know it, you've remembered the value of community. Essentially, by poisoning the well of the digital, you may ultimately become free to be fully human.