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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

[The Best, Bar None Pizza with Left Beef @betterred]

@punished_cait

[b @kratsb]

Have you ever heard someone say a word out loud and you’re just like “dang, I’ve been saying that wrong in my head”

[b @kratsb]

@POTUS what are u going to do about this #Ticketmaster #ErasTour

[Megan Plevy @mplevz]

when you're trying to get taylor swift tix but ticketmaster keeps crashing

[b @kratsb]

My 4 year old asked me why E has to come before F in the alphabet and idk how to answer that lol

[✯ @crispypunani]

BLUE IVY OMG????

[b @kratsb]

how come I order the same thing at @dunkindonuts every time and IT ALWAYS TASTES DIFFERENT 🤬🤬🤬

[b @kratsb]

My 3 year old called his knees “leg elbows” so

[b @kratsb]

*my name is Jonas starts playing*
Me to my husband: “is this about the Jonas brothers”

[b @kratsb]

Embarrassed to admit that idk if I fully understand buoyancy

[b @kratsb]

“Omg whyyy is gas so high???”
What an embarrassing way to say you’re completely disconnected from current events

[charlie @chunkbardey]

imagine graduating in 2010... proudly wearing your SEN10RS merch... what an exciting time

[Target @Target]

Gorgeous gorgeous guests put their carts away

[b @kratsb]

One time in college while doing a group project someone called me a prima Donna and I have never stopped thinking about it

[b @kratsb]

I told Bennett (3yr) to say “have a good day!” And he said “no. Old people say that”
🥴

[b @kratsb]

I asked my mom to get me a glass of vino and she said “I don’t see vino, I only see Chardonnay” 💀

[b @kratsb]

@ABP4lyfe Congrats to you mama!!! Rest up and take it easy!!!

[b @kratsb]

@ABP4lyfe I WANT TO SEE THE BABY

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Knowing things is probably the worst thing you could do for your mental health