Eric Riback

Render Schmaltz, Not Immigrants

[Eric Riback @kreplachbro]

“Mission Accomplished”

[Eric Riback @kreplachbro]

@Home2Suites This morning, no hot eggs, no butter, no half-and-half, no salt, no napkins.

[Eric Riback @kreplachbro]

@Home2Suites It’s a really nice building, comfortable room, good shower, good location. I don’t have great expectations of free breakfast, this is just subpar and unfortunate given how everything else is good here.

[Eric Riback @kreplachbro]

@Home2Suites Unfortunately, X isn’t able to complete my registration for the new chat feature that replaces DM’s. But you don’t need my details. Your franchise inspectors just did to see the breakfast. They are offering. I know that it doesn’t fit the description on the poster.

[Eric Riback @kreplachbro]

@Home2Suites

[Eric Riback @kreplachbro]

@Home2Suites Just for starters, there is not even any half-and-half or butter. They use a regular toaster instead of a conveyor with no safe tongs to remove your English muffin. Today there were no hot eggs at all. The only meat was breaded chicken.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Thanks I forgot:
Joe Biden received 81 million votes. More than any candidate for President in the history of this country. It was a total landslide. A wipe out of historic proportions. He then went on to pass more bipartisan legislation than any President since LBJ. Conversely Donald Trump has not done much except start a war no one wanted doubled inflation expanded the trade deficit to historic highs and enriched himself and his family to the tune of billions of dollars.

[🇺🇦 Unmanned Systems Forces @usf_army]

Because of all the Moscow news yesterday, you might've missed this one — but we’ve been working on it for a while, so please appreciate it:

we strapped missiles to drones.

We now have drones with missiles.

That’s right.

Missile drones. 🛩️🚀

Pew pew, mfs. 😈

[Eric Riback @kreplachbro]

@SecDuffy You spent seven months taking a road trip when you’re supposed to have one of the most important jobs and we can’t afford gas. Got it.

[Eric Riback @kreplachbro]

@SecDuffy But spirit stockholders would’ve made out well and that’s what you people are mad about.

[Eric Riback @kreplachbro]

@SecDuffy If JetBlue had acquired spirit, spirit would no longer exist. You would’ve had an expanded JetBlue operation. They had no interest in operating an ultra low cost carrier.

[Eric Riback @kreplachbro]

@tedcruz A senator can’t kill a deal like that. It was a republican judge who did. And had spirit stockholders been bailed out by the deal, JetBlue would not have continued operating spirit Airlines. It would have the assets to expand JetBlue.

[Eric Riback @kreplachbro]

@SecScottBessent @SenWarren @PeteButtigieg Had spirit airlines been allowed to merch with JetBlue, JetBlue would’ve disappeared the spirit brand & turned the slots & assets into an expanded JetBlue operation. Spirit stockholders would’ve been better off, but that’s it. And that’s why a republican judge blocked the deal.

[Eric Riback @kreplachbro]

@Houseofyogi The only people who would have been better off if JetBlue had acquired spirit were spirits stockholders. JetBlue wanted spirit’s slots and assets. It had no interest in operating a ULCC.

And regardless of Warren’s opinion, it was a republican judge who scotched the deal.

[Eric Riback @kreplachbro]

@FrankLuntz No, because he wouldn’t have been elected in 2016 and would’ve faded into the woodwork after that.

[Eric Riback @kreplachbro]

Just paid my Trump Tax

[Eric Riback @kreplachbro]

@JayTownAlabama @NBCNews That’s the law? No it isn’t. It’s an allegation.

Once upon a Time, meaning up till two years ago, an indictment obtained by DOJ had a high likelihood of resulting in conviction. That is no longer the case. Do I need to explain why that is?

[Eric Riback @kreplachbro]

@JerseygirlSusan @SenFettermanPA The security worked at intended. The guy didn’t get near the room where the president was.

[Eric Riback @kreplachbro]

@SenFettermanPA Trump’s ballroom can’t accommodate an event the size of the White House correspondents dinner so this is a meaningless non-sequiter. First of all, the security worked as intended. Second, there was no necessity for so many people in the line of succession to be there.

[Eric Riback @kreplachbro]

@MeghanMcCain Maybe this thing was a setup to help justify that ballroom.