Krepp 20XX

Are you registered to vote? Write @timkrepp in! Seriously? Seriously. #kreppmentum

[Krepp 20XX @krepp2014]

.@timkrepp’s disembodied, free-floating Twitter account would like to remind you all that you can write him in this election. Hope you’ve registered to vote! #DCision18

[Krepp 20XX @krepp2014]

You rang?

[Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @evoque]

@timkrepp Kreppmentum 2020 is the energy we need during these desperate times.

[Krepp 20XX @krepp2014]

I can neither confirm nor deny

[Nichole Remmert @nicholeaileen]

@timkrepp @TheMadameMeow that's what every candidate says... #seriously

[Krepp 20XX @krepp2014]

Touché. #seriously

[Robert Pohl @RSP_DC]

@krepp2014 @IMGoph @timkrepp "small"???

[Krepp 20XX @krepp2014]

@IMGoph Fun fact: You could definitely shape @timkrepp’s eyebrows into small gnarled trees with no additional wire needed.

[Krepp 20XX @krepp2014]

BURN IT. BURN IT WITH FIRE. ESPECIALLY THE EYEBROWS.

[Keith Ivey @kcivey]

Amazing what sort of junk accumulates in my apartment. #kreppmentum @krepp2014 #DCision14

[Andy McKinley @AdultGambino1]

@krepp2014

[Krepp 20XX @krepp2014]

Ahem

[Elle Cayabyab Gitlin @evoque]

#Kreppmentum #Krepp2018

[Vlad Oligarchsky @OpulenceIHazIt]

Only wrote in @timkrepp for three offices on the ballot this go-round. Clearly we need some more offices with meaningless contests. At-large ANC seats, anyone? @krepp2014

[Krepp 20XX @krepp2014]

We’re split here, but apparently @timkrepp would approve 😒

[Krepp 20XX @krepp2014]

@AdultGambino1 @20003ist @charlesallen @joeweedon @tweetelissa @jeremiah4dc @AT4DC @Vote4DC He’s dead to us

[Krepp 20XX @krepp2014]

Good people of Twitter: Share @timkrepp’s rogue account message far and wide. Write us in, won’t you?

Also, kudos to WAMU for finally getting their festive name right. Only took two tries.

[WAMU 88.5 @wamu885]

Haven't been following your local D.C. politics because the White House and Capitol Hill suck up so much of the oxygen?

Here's a quick guide to the headline races on your ballot: https://t.co/pkv3igyoqj

[Krepp 20XX @krepp2014]

You know what to do

#seriouslywritetimin

[Martin Austermuhle @maustermuhle]

Early voting starts today in D.C. at One Judiciary Square, and expands Friday to 13 more sites citywide. Need a primer on all the races on the ballot? @wamu885 and @dcist have you covered: https://t.co/NjLejWVeXb

[Krepp 20XX @krepp2014]

@timkrepp @ADrauglis At least we’re not spray-tanning yet.

[Krepp 20XX @krepp2014]

This account is highly metaphysical or something.

[Krepp 20XX @krepp2014]

@RSP_DC 🐲🐉

[Krepp 20XX @krepp2014]

Happy birthday, buddy. Rock, meet hard place.

[Robert Pohl @RSP_DC]

@timkrepp @krepp2014 @AdultGambino1 @srfrjulie So, my choice is to have either her or you be the boss of me? [Gets out trash bags and gloves, heads to river]

[Krepp 20XX @krepp2014]

@timkrepp @RSP_DC @AdultGambino1 @srfrjulie Maybe he needed to wash his balls in the river. Phone balls? Eheheheheh.

[Krepp 20XX @krepp2014]

@timkrepp @AdultGambino1 Wash your balls. Eheheheheheh. Heh.

[Krepp 20XX @krepp2014]

@timkrepp @AdultGambino1 He said “ball”