K R I S T E N (she/her)

stay-at-home mother of none from Orlando

[Mariel³ @Marmaow]

The internet is genuinely experiencing mass hysteria, mind yoi no one has ACTUALLY SEEN THE VENUE I'm actually losing my mind

[James Martin, SJ @JamesMartinSJ]

Rest in peace,
Lorenzo Salgado Araujo, 52,
and
Joan Sebastian Guerrero, 26,
beloved children of God.

[SCHB✨🌺💯🥚 @SlowbroBill]

@BuzzingPop It's the glasses that did it. But there's only so many accessories that work for a turtle that's been cursed by a witch to become man

[Mark Holum @MarkHolum]

If you want to know what kind of person Taylor swift is, at her insane wedding of doom, with every A lister imaginable…. She invited almost every person she has ever made music with. The drummer on her Nashville albums. The editor of her music videos.

[Paige❤️‍🔥 @bejeweledpaige]

"Her wedding was too expensive!" Oh no, she paid a bunch of companies to do their work so their employees could get paid. Oh no, the unionized MSG employees got more hours. And she likely tipped everyone too. Oh the horror. She should have hoarded her wealth instead

[elise @fireplaceashes]

because this is what happened when she went to her friends wedding and people found out she was there. there is no other celebrity this is happening to on this level.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Everyone should be extremely concerned that birthright citizenship was 5-4 and not unanimous.

[Warren @swd2]

Notice when you want an abortion the fetus is a person but when we talk about immigration, actual children are called offspring.

Words matter. They are saying the Nazi shit out loud. Listen to them.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

in a time of unimaginable cruelty towards people living with AIDS, when nurses would leave trays of food on the floor outside their hospital rooms, princess diana transformed public perception by simply hanging out with them and treating them like people

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: In a landmark 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court rules that "geofence warrants," which allow law enforcement to collect sweeping smartphone location data over a broad area, constitute an "unreasonable search" and violate the Fourth Amendment.

[kaya❤️‍🔥✨ @tonedeafandhot]

and this pretty much sums it up

[WhoisTayvisanyway? ⸆⸉ @whoistayvis]

This is hilarious

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Yeah, this has been very sudden and I’m trying to adjust. Asking for privacy as I ascend.

[K R I S T E N (she/her) @kris10_indd]

@rzdchxrry kid sister

[James🗳 @_fat_ugly_rat_]

It’s interesting that Oklahomans already live in the worst state and consistently vote to make their lives even worse. At this point they’re just miserymaxxing.

[lis 🍉 ☽☾ @lizyoubeengone]

‼️‼️ there’s a ton of nuance that you have to discuss when talking about Oklahoma. We don’t just have Republicans here, there’s a lot more progressives than you would think!! We have a lot of people who don’t vote because they lost hope or don’t think politics is worth the time

[Alejandro🌹🇪🇸 @AlexDemSoc_161]

One of the craziest election results I've ever seen. Imagine voting against a decent minimum wage and against indexing it to inflation so workers don't lose purchasing power. Oklahoma being Oklahoma.

One of the most backward states in the U.S. for a reason. Some Republicans there even voted against banning child marriage. Lol. An uninhabitable place.

[bwert?! @trebla___]

oklahomans outside the metros are addicted to living in poverty, they can't imagina a world bigger than the grave they dug themselves in

[Okie (and USA) Political Memes @OKPoliticalMeme]

Average voter in OK unfortunately