Kris Dalpiaz

Big words about me: entrepreneur, humanist, egalitarian. Small words about me: dad, husband, beer.

[Kris Dalpiaz @krisdalpiaz]

@UpperDeckSports Am I late on this trade in card? I hear the 93 rookie class could be big.

[Kris Dalpiaz @krisdalpiaz]

@Go_Aptive Sending someone door to door without a mask during a global pandemic? I'd ask what you're thinking, but you're clearly not

[Kris Dalpiaz @krisdalpiaz]

I'm patiently waiting for hoarders to start targeting 90s era basketball cards.

[Kris Dalpiaz @krisdalpiaz]

Ride of a Lifetime by @RobertIger gives perhaps the best examples for blending humanity and tactics I've seen. My biggest issue after reading it is that our careers will never cross.

[Sick Sad World @YesYoureRacist]

Peter Cvjetanovic tells KTVN "I’m not the angry racist they see in that photo." Kid, you're the Hazel Bryan of 2017. https://t.co/v2QYtMcwpt

[Kris Dalpiaz @krisdalpiaz]

@LacledeGas After about 2 months, multiple phone calls, and conversations with your employees, this hole is still here. Please come fix it.

[Kris Dalpiaz @krisdalpiaz]

@ianfroeb @Weatherbird I know just the guy.

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Republicans should listen to the stories of people like Brenda Dare who need Medicaid to live in dignity.

[Mark Kornblau @MarkKornblau]

Never imagined a day when I would think to myself, "it is beneath my dignity to respond to the President of the United States."

[Kris Dalpiaz @krisdalpiaz]

@TWCPBeer @SideProjectBrew Transfer to NewBalls today?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Am departing presidential councils. Climate change is real. Leaving Paris is not good for America or the world.

[Kris Dalpiaz @krisdalpiaz]

@DieselDugong Make sure you turn off autosave on all programs.

[Trump Draws @TrumpDraws]

peech

[igorvolsky @igorvolsky]

RT IF YOU THINK THAT ANY MEMBER OF CONGRESS WHO SUPPORTS TRUMPCARE SHOULD BE REQUIRED TO ENROLL IN IT.

[Tom Brennan @Brennanator]

Life comes at you fast.

[Kris Dalpiaz @krisdalpiaz]

@TWCPBeer @skabrewing How hard will these be to get after the wall goes up?

[Kris Dalpiaz @krisdalpiaz]

Keyboard trays make great drink reservoirs.

[Bradd Jaffy @BraddJaffy]

Melania appears to nudge President Trump to remind him to put his hand over his heart during the national anthem

[Lance Bradley @Lance_Bradley]

Pepsi: That was the biggest PR blunder of the week, year maybe.

United: Hold my beer.

Sean Spicer: LEEEEEEEEEERROOOOOOOY JEEEENNNNNNKINS!